Orange Lord just finished taking his carny show to the G7
The agenda included an emergency meeting to address the blazing fires threatening the Amazon rain forest, inflation and sagging development in Africa, addressing the spread of human rights abroad, and discussing an international strategy to combat climate change.
Lets see how that went:
Trump claimed that Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe pledged to buy “all of that corn" left in American silos due to the trade war. Within minutes, the Japanese government issued a statement clarifying that an agreement had not even been drafted, much less confirmed.
At the emergency meeting to discuss how to bring the raging Amazon rain forest fires under control, Trump didn't show, but spent the morning instead..... tweeting at the hosts of various Fox News programs. When approached about his absence, The Don set the record straight - "I think I know more about the environment than most people"
He did spend plenty of time, bashing the media, and claimed that he and the other world leaders spent the day laughing at how "knowingly inaccurate" the American reporting of events is.
In the interest of fairness, there was no evidence that he attempted to sell anyone real estate. Although Trump did suggest that the next G7 be held at his Doral golf resort in Miami, Fla., calling it a “natural” location because of its proximity to an airport.
Trump said he would "certainly" invite Russian President Vladimir Putin to attend next year's Group of Seven (G-7) summit when it's hosted by the United States. Trump also claimed that multiple other G-7 attendees signalled they would support readmitting Russia to the group. But he did not provide any names or specific accounts, and other world leaders have said Russia rejoining would be contingent on deescalating its involvement in Ukraine.
Diplomacy, Statesmanship and moral leadership at its finest - if one can drink enough.