As we get prepped for mini-camp opening next Wednesday, here's Our Man Tait with his annual "Positional Preview" series, starting with "The Specialists": 

https://www.bluebombers.com/2022/05/05/positional-preview-specialists-5/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

I think I lot of people forget or overestimate how big Streveler is/was... he is mighty powerful but he's only 6'1, 215 lbs... People talk about him like he was 6'5, 230... if he was, he would've never come up north...

Just now, bearpants said:

I think I lot of people forget or overestimate how big Streveler is/was... he is mighty powerful but he's only 6'1, 215 lbs... People talk about him like he was 6'5, 230... if he was, he would've never come up north...

He was ten feet tall if he was a foot! His shoulders were as wide as Portage Avenue and his beard carried the entire Bomber practice roster. 

10 minutes ago, JCon said:

He was ten feet tall if he was a foot! His shoulders were as wide as Portage Avenue and his beard carried the entire Bomber practice roster. 

He scissor kicked Angela Lansbury!! 

46 minutes ago, bearpants said:

I think I lot of people forget or overestimate how big Streveler is/was... he is mighty powerful but he's only 6'1, 215 lbs... People talk about him like he was 6'5, 230... if he was, he would've never come up north...

Yeah he played bigger then he was for sure. I was shocked he’s only 6’1. 

46 minutes ago, Noeller said:

He scissor kicked Angela Lansbury!! 

Pffft, who hasn't....

2 hours ago, Rich said:

suspicious

Or auspicious?

2 hours ago, Noeller said:

He scissor kicked Angela Lansbury!! 

He taught me how to love a woman....and scold a child.

Edited May 31, 20223 yr by kelownabomberfan

9 minutes ago, kelownabomberfan said:

He taught me how to love woman....and scold a child.

Beat damned salesman in the office!

9 minutes ago, 17to85 said:

Beat damned salesman in the office!

TO BILL BRASKI! 

1 minute ago, Noeller said:

TO BILL BRASKI! 

He made me wear a bikini around the office for three months!

Tripled my sales~

1 minute ago, JCon said:

He made me wear a bikini around the office for three months!

Tripled my sales~

He wears a rattlesnake as a condom.

He taught me that I can go shopping in my underwear, cowboy hat & a fur coat. 

8 minutes ago, SpeedFlex27 said:

He taught me that I can go shopping in my underwear, cowboy hat & a fur coat. 

You can…..but should you?

2 hours ago, bearpants said:

I think I lot of people forget or overestimate how big Streveler is/was... he is mighty powerful but he's only 6'1, 215 lbs... People talk about him like he was 6'5, 230... if he was, he would've never come up north...

Honestly even for a pro athlete that dude is just built different. He was insanely strong for a guy his size. And we are not gonna see another qb athlete of his calibre for a long time. 

One of the things about Strev is he is "all legs" as they say. Just crazy long and thick legs and that's where a lot of his power comes from. So tough to take down. 

Edited May 31, 20223 yr by Noeller

32 minutes ago, Noeller said:

One of the things about Strev is he is "all legs" as they say. Just crazy long and thick legs and that's where a lot of his power comes from. So tough to take down. 

No his power comes his from fur coat

3 hours ago, JCon said:

He made me wear a bikini around the office for three months!

Tripled my sales~

I mean you really ought to have done the whole bit... 

Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Brasky tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled
 

1 minute ago, 17to85 said:

I mean you really ought to have done the whole bit... 

Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Brasky tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled
 

Did something else happen that you are not telling us about?

Streveler was 30 pounds at 6 months of age. At the age of 1, he was 3 feet 3.5 inches tall. Brad Fotty, equipment manager, facilitated the Riddell Helmet company to specially build the hugest Helmet just for Big Chris. The only one ever made. Big Chris was brought up by a French prostitute with web feet named Vilma. She would ritualistically shave his scrotum. I believe this is all true. 

Edited June 1, 20223 yr by Rod Black

2 minutes ago, Rod Black said:

Streveler was 30 pounds at 6 months of age. At the age of 1, he was 3 feet 3.5 inches tall. Brad Fotty, equipment manager, facilitated the Riddell Helmet company to specially build the hugest Helmet just for Big Chris. The only one ever made. Big Chris was brought up by a French prostitute with web feet named Vilma. She would ritualistically shave his scrotum. 

 

4 hours ago, TrueBlue4ever said:

You can…..but should you?

It would not be a good look. 

22 hours ago, Rod Black said:

Streveler was 30 pounds at 6 months of age. At the age of 1, he was 3 feet 3.5 inches tall. Brad Fotty, equipment manager, facilitated the Riddell Helmet company to specially build the hugest Helmet just for Big Chris. The only one ever made. Big Chris was brought up by a French prostitute with web feet named Vilma. She would ritualistically shave his scrotum. I believe this is all true. 

I know that between games Strevs and Buck would make meat helmets.

27 minutes ago, kelownabomberfan said:

I know that between games Strevs and Buck would make meat helmets.

Those guys sure knew how to have fun. 

So when are the cuts and does anyone think that any vets will get the axe?

On 2022-05-31 at 10:02 AM, Noeller said:

Yeah, I was thinking about the "Dru Brown Is Too Short For Sneaks" thought last night and I was sincerely wondering (don't remember) who did sneaks for Dunigan and Flutie?? 

Matty & Doug never came out. They did their own sneaks. Goal line offense wasn't done the way it is now. IThe starting qb stayed in. It was more of a straight ahead, qb behind center or the guards, get the qb pad level & head down & puuuussssssshhh while getting the snot kicked out of them, Now, it's an entire short yardage/goal line unit with a backup qb who generally runs down the LOS, picks a hole & goes through it while getting the snot kicked out of them.