Chaosmonkey

I, for one, appreciate the separate thread for a headline like this. 

I, for one, appreciate the separate thread for a headline like this. 

3 dollar menu *******!
 

The team's webstore is a good place to start shopping:
 
https://www.thebomberstore.com/collections/mens/T-Shirts

I would just like to personally thank the Saskatchewan Roughriders, Chris Jones and Duron Carter for making the last 48 hours of an otherwise quiet Saturday night/Sunday, as entertaining as possible. They say the air quality warnings in Winnipeg are from forest fires in the West...we all know they're actually from the green and white tire fire that is 'Canada's team'.
May the green and white continue to flounder indefinitely.

That felt like a canad inns way of winning the game at the end there.

There are some better routes now that make it a pretty good ride and avoids pretty much all the construction, and you only go down Pembina from Chevier to Plaza. 
 
The two spots I couldn't quite get right on this map are going right by the Transit Yards instead of down Brandon, and the area crossing Jubliee. 
https://www.google.ca/maps/dir/South+Point+Park,+Winnipeg,+MB/Investor's+Group+Field,+Chancellor+Matheson+Road,+Winnipeg,+MB/@49.8216666,-97.1501669,14.25z/data=!4m34!4m33!1m25!1m1!1s0x52ea714da82faf93:0x54f10f65fb904941!2m2!1d-97.130377!2d49.8847997!3m4!1m2!1d-97.1425406!2d49.8651357!3s0x52ea741e0ce3d831:0xf95a41a2286fd7cf!3m4!1m2!1d-97.1484812!2d49.8541416!3s0x52ea74247b1e9cfd:0xe141f86798b69ac6!3m4!1m2!1d-97.1476832!2d49.822527!3s0x52ea75c3c78270c9:0x8f42ff1a4a3aa7f7!3m4!1m2!1d-97.1402682!2d49.8117905!3s0x52ea75e5821e87d7:0xf1a770a2a567d821!1m5!1m1!1s0x52ea7377de57b1bb:0x90cef9b21669335b!2m2!1d-97.14305!2d49.80786!3e1
 
Edit: Credit goes to Andres for showing me most of this route when he posted this video: 
 

Last play of the game and Zack just caves to the pressure and chucks the ball out of bounds? WTF? Ha!

There are some better routes now that make it a pretty good ride and avoids pretty much all the construction, and you only go down Pembina from Chevier to Plaza. 
 
The two spots I couldn't quite get right on this map are going right by the Transit Yards instead of down Brandon, and the area crossing Jubliee. 
https://www.google.ca/maps/dir/South+Point+Park,+Winnipeg,+MB/Investor's+Group+Field,+Chancellor+Matheson+Road,+Winnipeg,+MB/@49.8216666,-97.1501669,14.25z/data=!4m34!4m33!1m25!1m1!1s0x52ea714da82faf93:0x54f10f65fb904941!2m2!1d-97.130377!2d49.8847997!3m4!1m2!1d-97.1425406!2d49.8651357!3s0x52ea741e0ce3d831:0xf95a41a2286fd7cf!3m4!1m2!1d-97.1484812!2d49.8541416!3s0x52ea74247b1e9cfd:0xe141f86798b69ac6!3m4!1m2!1d-97.1476832!2d49.822527!3s0x52ea75c3c78270c9:0x8f42ff1a4a3aa7f7!3m4!1m2!1d-97.1402682!2d49.8117905!3s0x52ea75e5821e87d7:0xf1a770a2a567d821!1m5!1m1!1s0x52ea7377de57b1bb:0x90cef9b21669335b!2m2!1d-97.14305!2d49.80786!3e1
 
Edit: Credit goes to Andres for showing me most of this route when he posted this video: 
 

I love this schedule. Less weekday games is great. I personally find Thursday games awful for work schedules.

We thought Nichols had a calf injury but it turned out he was pregnant all along.  Who are our team doctors and how did they not catch this sooner?

Nothing goes with a rum and coke quite like a Kevin Glenn pick-6.

I may be remembering this incorrectly, but I thought when they did the auto-review for turnovers, that they could declare the turnover was caused by a UR penalty and overturn it without a coaches challenge?

Okay, it was bugging me so I had to look up the stats from that game:
 
According to this record of the game: https://www.cfl.ca/games/1314/toronto-argonauts-vs-winnipeg-blue-bombers/
Williams had 8 carries for 14 yards with his longest being 11 yards. 
His first Carry was a 2 yard gain, tackle by Doug Brown (Net +2)
Second carry was a loss of 4 yards, tackle by Malveaux (Net -2)
Third carry, gain of 2 yards, tackle by Tom Canada, (Net 0)
Forth carry, gain of 4 yards, tackle by R. Warner (note: I have no recollection of that player?) (Net +4)
Fifth Carry, gain of 1 yard, tackle by Tom Canada, (Net +5)
Sixth Carry, gain of 3 yards, tackle by D Carter, (Net +8)
Seventh carry, loss of 5 yards, tackle by Iceman (Net +3)
Final carry, gain of 11 yards, tackle by $tanford Samuels, (Net +14)
 
So after seven carries, he was averaging under half a yard a carry....yikes.

Math. Not even once.

Going from my memory of being at the game, about halfway through the 4th quarter, Williams gets his longest run of the game, I think it was like...12 yards?. That brought his net total of yards for the game up to 7......

Math. Not even once.

Math. Not even once.

Okay, it was bugging me so I had to look up the stats from that game:
 
According to this record of the game: https://www.cfl.ca/games/1314/toronto-argonauts-vs-winnipeg-blue-bombers/
Williams had 8 carries for 14 yards with his longest being 11 yards. 
His first Carry was a 2 yard gain, tackle by Doug Brown (Net +2)
Second carry was a loss of 4 yards, tackle by Malveaux (Net -2)
Third carry, gain of 2 yards, tackle by Tom Canada, (Net 0)
Forth carry, gain of 4 yards, tackle by R. Warner (note: I have no recollection of that player?) (Net +4)
Fifth Carry, gain of 1 yard, tackle by Tom Canada, (Net +5)
Sixth Carry, gain of 3 yards, tackle by D Carter, (Net +8)
Seventh carry, loss of 5 yards, tackle by Iceman (Net +3)
Final carry, gain of 11 yards, tackle by $tanford Samuels, (Net +14)
 
So after seven carries, he was averaging under half a yard a carry....yikes.

Going from my memory of being at the game, about halfway through the 4th quarter, Williams gets his longest run of the game, I think it was like...12 yards?. That brought his net total of yards for the game up to 7......

I bought an old-school royal blue jersey at Value Village with number ".08" on it.
 
Oh, I forgot to say, get Chung's number, it will be hilarious! 
 
 

Can't make the club from the volcanic tub.