2017-06-22 Saskatchewan at Montreal
Roughriders rally
in the fourth; maestro, please cue
the Kevin Glenn pick

2017-06-23 Calgary at Ottawa
More sister kissing!
Have we all relocated
to Saskatchewan?

2017-06-24 Edmonton at BC
Wally Buono bring
a spatula, gotta scrape
Jennings off the turf

2017-06-25 Hamilton at Toronto
Argo time machine!
2010 S.J. Green and
2008 Ray

2017-06-29 Ottawa at Calgary
It's a two score game
Redblack explosion, game on!
Reread the first line

2017-06-30 BC at Toronto
Fourth quarter, at last
there's a little excitement!
No one there to see

Edited July 1, 20178 yr by johnzo

I think your poems

sum up these games very well

hope you will write more

 

https://www.howmanysyllables.com

Edited July 1, 20178 yr by Mark F

Green is the colour

 that shade always means envy

I feel Japanese

Haikus are the best!

No more poetic way to

Say the Riders suck

Lol  ghost and mo!

2017-06-30 Montreal at Edmonton

The Als' only hope:

give ball to Tyrell Sutton

on every down

 

Edited July 1, 20178 yr by johnzo

I had to look for Haiku definition. This is a neat feature you have started Johnzo. 

This site is so enjoyable partly because of the original content. Mr.Dee presents "in case you missed it". Others post "Three stars", and a "Happy Honker" with a channeled Cactus Jack. Chat is fun during games. My first taste of expected remarks and probaly one of the most enjoyable, unique, and thoughtful regular game comments are from Do or Die. You guys make this a riveting and sticky bomber fan forum. 

Thanks Johnzo for building upon the comments. Thanks everyone for all your input. 

Yeah, this is an excellent site with great users and on-point administration. I'm pumped for another great CFL season with you freaks.

Edited July 1, 20178 yr by johnzo

Jones in black piss off

Poop drops a deuce on Kevin

Rider fans shall weep

UNOFFICIAL PREGAME HAIKU

Riders lose haiku

championship -- called for too

many syllables

Edited July 2, 20178 yr by johnzo

34 minutes ago, Throw Long Bannatyne said:

Jones in black piss off

Poop drops a deuce on Kevin

Rider fans shall weep

lol!

Stadium bright and new

 Rider land rises

Bombers bring truth

Rider land crying

 

Edited July 2, 20178 yr by do or die

Something something something, gin.

Do or Die likes this.

I'm not doing this right, am I? 

 

Such incompetence literaly drives me to drink......

Bombers move the ball

bloody lacklustre so far

Feel free to step up 

Harris needs to score

Come on Andrew, stuff that ball

Down their inbred throats 

Nippon poetry

useful in describing Jones

Seppuku for Coach?

2017-Jul-01

Riders count with me!

and celebrate one fifty,

Next week oh and three?

2017-07-01 Winnipeg at Saskatchewan

Jones' substitutions
confuse his secondary.
Clever is not smart.

 

I'm betting this is the only football forum  Haiku thread in existence.

analysis:

all are good.

Ghost's are really good, looks like Johnzo actually reads him some Haiku.

yeah Johnzo, I was thinking Chris has a bit of NFL envy, with the 3 man d line, and the constant substitutions.

 

Edited July 2, 20178 yr by Mark F

11 hours ago, do or die said:

Stadium bright and new

 Rider land rises

Bombers bring truth

Rider land crying

 

Extra points for saying screw you, to the rules of Haiku. Nice one DoD.

1 hour ago, Pete Catan's Ghost said:

Extra points for saying screw you, to the rules of Haiku. Nice one DoD.

I think you meant to write:

screw you haiku rules

extra points for saying it too

nice one  D.O.D.

Crapigna may learn

Saskatchewan has lots of

Manure for his lawn

Arise Bombers - arise!

You too shall rule yon gridiron 

Merely crush foes first 

(A little crushing music maestro)

 

 

 

referring to atomic haiku (deleted quote)

Edited July 2, 20178 yr by Mark F

1 hour ago, Atomic said:

Crapigna may learn

Saskatchewan has lots of

Manure for his lawn

LOL!