Fatty Liver Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Judd said: wait haikus can be 4 lines?! I think that ones a limerick. Mark F 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark F Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 19 hours ago, johnzo said: that single word second line, that's some baller haiku right there. He's cheating. He's got a Haikutionary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WBBFanWest Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 Roses are red, Violets are blue, Riders suck, and Hamilton does too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeedFlex27 Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 There was a fella named Austin Who used to be a coach Now he thinks he'll take up crop dustin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark H. Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 2 hours ago, SpeedFlex27 said: There was a fella named Austin Who used to be a coach Now he thinks he'll take up crop dustin'. Well - wheat be $9 per bushel SpeedFlex27 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnzo Posted July 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 Is the Hamilton / BC game worth watching? I've watched the first quarter, it looks like a decent game so far tho I know that BC comes back to win ... just hate to not close out my fourth week of game haikus but man time is short these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty Liver Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 (edited) 31 minutes ago, johnzo said: Is the Hamilton / BC game worth watching? I've watched the first quarter, it looks like a decent game so far tho I know that BC comes back to win ... just hate to not close out my fourth week of game haikus but man time is short these days. I didn't think so, it was a blow out with more than a half of garbage time, worst game this season so far imo. Edited July 18, 2017 by Throw Long Bannatyne Mark F and johnzo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark F Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 13 minutes ago, johnzo said: Is the Hamilton / BC game worth watching? I've watched the first quarter, it looks like a decent game so far tho I know that BC comes back to win ... just hate to not close out my fourth week of game haikus but man time is short these days. worst game of the season by quite a ways. johnzo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnzo Posted July 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 (edited) 2017-07-15 BC at Hamilton I didn't watch it. Throw Long Bannatyne and Mark said it was garbage. Edited July 19, 2017 by johnzo Mark F 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnzo Posted July 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 (edited) 2017-07-15 BC at Hamilton (supplemental) Was that the sound of Kent Austin's championship window slamming shut? Edited July 19, 2017 by johnzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomic Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 4 hours ago, johnzo said: Is the Hamilton / BC game worth watching? I've watched the first quarter, it looks like a decent game so far tho I know that BC comes back to win ... just hate to not close out my fourth week of game haikus but man time is short these days. Terrible rhyme scheme, way too many syllables, and meter is basically non existent. Brutal poem johnzo johnzo, SPuDS, Mr Dee and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark H. Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 Weak poems abound Breaking haiku rules Garbage football SPuDS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark F Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 8 hours ago, Atomic said: Terrible rhyme scheme, way too many syllables, and meter is basically non existent. Brutal poem johnzo He's in Washington state. It's a high-ku. johnzo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal optimist Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 2017-07-21 Vancouver shootout Mike O'Shea is Icarus Overzealous tricks Mark F, Atomic, MOBomberFan and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnzo Posted July 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 (edited) 2017-07-20 Edmonton at Hamilton (special guest haiku by Mrs. Johnzo!) Says Gary Peters, Hey ref! Don't pat my peter! Victim blaming flag. (Seriously, did no one see this but us?) Edited July 23, 2017 by johnzo Eternal optimist 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnzo Posted July 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 (edited) 2017-07-21 Winnipeg at BC Leggett, Johnson, and Fogg sidelined by injuries. Field side gaping. Edited July 25, 2017 by johnzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnzo Posted July 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 2017-07-21 Winnipeg at BC (supplemental) Canada moment: Bombers lose, woman in crowd Tells me "I'm sorry." Atomic, Eternal optimist and Pete Catan's Ghost 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Catan's Ghost Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 Remember the song? Je te plumerai la tete It all makes sense now johnzo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal optimist Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 2017-07-27 Bombers down by twelve? Until fat referee sings, The game is not over! Mark F, Pete Catan's Ghost, SPuDS and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest J5V Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 2 hours ago, Eternal optimist said: 2017-07-27 Bombers down by twelve? Until fat referee sings, The game is not over! Wow! I can't believe I missed this game. It sure sounds like it was one for the ages, like Milt's miracle catch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPuDS Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 10 hours ago, J5V said: Wow! I can't believe I missed this game. It sure sounds like it was one for the ages, like Milt's miracle catch. it was one of the best comebacks I've witnessed since the one we did at home against Calgary.. back in 2001? 13 points in 1:40, an unbelievable onside kick right into Alexander's bread basket and great march (aided with some penalties) and finish. Pete Catan's Ghost 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Catan's Ghost Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 13 hours ago, Eternal optimist said: 2017-07-27 Bombers down by twelve? Until fat referee sings, The game is not over! No fat shaming here Vertical stripes are slimming Maybe not this time johnzo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty Liver Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 On 7/28/2017 at 0:27 AM, J5V said: Wow! I can't believe I missed this game. It sure sounds like it was one for the ages, like Milt's miracle catch. Worst Haiku. Mark F 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty Liver Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 On 7/28/2017 at 11:10 AM, SPuDS said: it was one of the best comebacks I've witnessed since the one we did at home against Calgary.. back in 2001? 13 points in 1:40, an unbelievable onside kick right into Alexander's bread basket and great march (aided with some penalties) and finish. Second worst. SPuDS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark F Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 (edited) 13 hours ago, Throw Long Bannatyne said: Second worst. he just needed to split it up properly stanza 1 it was one of the best comebacks ive witnessed since one gainst calgary etc Edited July 30, 2017 by Mark F SPuDS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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