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  1. 16 hours ago, kelownabomberfan said:

    did you also tie onions on your belts?  It was the style at the time.

    Three tips on:  Onions as Adornments

    1) Rather than hanging on the belt,  I have found that wearing the onions inside my briefs really has a way of attracting the fairer sex. 

    2) I've also learned the hard way, that the onions should be concealed in the front of the undergarment and not the back.

    3) It helps if they are roughly the same size.

  2. On 9/11/2017 at 2:31 PM, Brandon said:

    I watched the game...  Tate held onto the ball long on a few plays,   tossed in double coverage,   and made a few nice plays.     I was not impressed  or scared,  he seemed to like to throw rainbows across the field.   Definitely a step down from Harris that's for sure.   Ottawa just seemed to be completely disinterested until the 2nd half started when the D stepped up and started rushing Masoli. 

    Hamilton looked good in the first quarter and hot garbage for the rest of the game.   Masoli is absolutely terrible if any defenders rush him,   I'd say if we have any pressure on him and can contain him that our defense would get a tonne of ints.  

     

     

    See last year's late late game for evidence. Masoli was putrid, against us, and that was after shooting the lights out the week prior.

  3. 2 hours ago, bearpants said:

    haha, I'm surprised no one has jumped on this yet... technically he should be considered this year's EJ Kuale... since Macho only played 4 or 5 games last year...

    Lankford hasn't attained the daily double of global shittienous of being an ineffectual player while simultaneously racking up multiple bone-headed roughing penalties like EJ.

    Lankford stinks, but Kuale was gold standard ass.

  4. 2 hours ago, Throw Long Bannatyne said:

    This could be good, unlike a lot of these players Gray is getting a useful degree and knows football is only a temporary phase before he moves on with his career and real life.  Why not go for the gusto, live some "glory days" in front of family and friends and take a shot at getting his name on a couple of Grey Cups, instead of wasting his time chasing some extra coin around on the fringes of NFL P.R.'s and promptly fading into obscurity?

    I'm a 22 year old guy pulling in 144,000 fish US for 20 weeks on a practice squad?

    Three things I'm thinking about: 1) the choin 2) the big leagues 3) babes

    Three things I'm not thinking about: 1) Grey Cups 2) fading into obscurity 3) improving my unicycle skills

    I'm sure my family will understand.

  5. 28 minutes ago, kelownabomberfan said:

    Did I ever tell you guys about the time Brett Blaszko sold me into slavery? He puts me on a ship to Thailand, right? And I'm chained to a pipe. Meanwhile, ol' Blaszko, he's back in Canada siring three beautiful children with my wife!

    To Blaszko! A ten-foot-tall, two-ton son of a ***** who could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing!

     

    I'm guessing we're done talking about wasps?

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