RedBlacks just unveiled their new mascot.  I predict every child in Ottawa will never sleep again after meeting this thing:

 

 

  They're also taking ideas to name him.  Yeah right.  Like they took ideas to name the team...

Rowdy Roddy Redblack.

 

Done.

REDBLACK make sense now- the shirt. What does kd lang have anything to do with football or Ottawa though?

REDBLACK Fred the Child Murderer

DUDES...THAT'S PAUL BUNYAN MAN!!!

I feel like somebody could easily photoshop Henry Burris' face onto this.

What's my name? Just AXE me ...

And his American Cousin

And his American Cousin

HEY!  The Steelers, in no way shape or form, are connected to that crappy team.

Red Black.  Not to be confused with Rod Black.

Red Black.  Not to be confused with Rod Black.

 

Or Red Green.

The faces they put on these dude mascots just creeps me out... just like the argo mascot...

 

Red Black.  Not to be confused with Rod Black.

 

Or Red Green.

 

 

If they came up with the female version of this mascot, would you object to the name…Lumber*Jacquie?

Where are his biceps?

 

REDBLACK Fred the Child Murderer

 

I was just chopping some wood and my dog ran away...HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? 

Holy popeye forearms... That is not just from felling trees me thinks..

Holy popeye forearms... That is not just from felling trees me thinks..

He's got that look that seems to be whispering through his clenching teeth, "Their f****ng going to kill me, call someone, send help" 

As an Oregon fan, I'm hoping that serial killer lumberjack can do some good and hack down the hot mess that Stanford uses for their mascot.

 

Some of these mascot pics are making me really appreciate Buzz & Boomer.

As an Oregon fan, I'm hoping that serial killer lumberjack can do some good and hack down the hot mess that Stanford uses for their mascot.

 

 

 

 

No mascot budgets in Oregon? I especially like the second one from the right. Are those eyes or do trees have breasts now, not that I'm complaining?

Sanford they are made by the students every year.

Clenched teeth, over-sized wide-open eyes, over a wide jawbone area on a guy holding an axe.

 

Mon dieu that's creepy.

 

Robespierre is reborn.

An overpriced veteran mascot ?

why does this need a contest his name is obviously redblack jack

Red Black. Not to be confused with Rod Black.

Or Red Green.

If they came up with the female version of this mascot, would you object to the name…Lumber*Jacquie?

Why yes I believe I would. Lol

An overpriced veteran mascot ?

The original mascot looked like Kevin Glenn but they changed their minds and went with an even older more experienced version.