Pete Catan's Ghost

Storm clouds are brewing with treason Trouble in the Hammer, the reason Practice fights n' losses Means changes by the bosses Autumn with June? Firing season!

There's a new Ronin in town.

He's also shown some decent wheels the past two weeks. He's no Tracy Ham, but the possibility of him running will have to be accounted for by the opposing D. We're now seeing an additional dimension which will pay dividends moving forward.

No fat shaming here Vertical stripes are slimming Maybe not this time

Remember the song? Je te plumerai la tete It all makes sense now

Concerned that the magic is waning Was ready for massive complaining Justin looked like a sinner But the short kick's a winner Judge him tonight? I'm abstaining.

No TV connection at cottage a victim of very bad wattage what made it most poor was Listening to Kelly Moore Would rather be arrested for frottage

Absolutely. Two different games. Rita was a crazy man. He was still steaming during post game interviews.

It may have been. Do you remember another Wpg/BC game where Reinbold ran out to the 55 all smiling and anticipating a warm post game handshake.... but Adam Rita was livid about some perceived injustice & was ready to mix it up with our coach. He had to be separated by the players? High-larious.

You'll be close enough to fire off a few soothing Haiku at the team to keep the boys settled.

I'll go with sooner. ...Because all right thinking Quarterbacks spend their downtime dressing like an extra from a Kubrick film.

....in an Alan Turing sort of way

Ole' Shovelface toils for Ham Whose DBs couldn't slow down my Gram So, Jones calls him out… …about spying? Austin shouts.. I’ll ragdoll you Corky, Gad damn.

Nice

I'm reminded of the wh**e from Regina. .... but that's another story for another day.

A bodacious Miss called Orlesky Cried, why is Darrin Bauming so pesky? He said; could be worse I'm not the "Lawless Curse" She had to agree....more or less-ky

Credit to johnzo for starting up poet's corner and TLB for the inspiration. I doubt that this thread will get as much mileage as the Haiku piece, but what the hell. There was a wee kicker named Lirim Whose team mates would not get too near him They thought it bad luck ‘Cause the goalposts he'd struck It was always a guess if he’d clear ‘em

Double entendre Who's playing for the Bombers? Jenna Jameson?

My bold prediction Redemption song for Roc C. White ghost eats black crow?

Like the cherry tree Resilient after a gale Storm awaits Boatmen

Maybe not worst, but very confusing. I remember that his hiring was supported by Cal and that he really didn't have a clue about the CFL. He was very "Bart Andrus", but with a better record and more boring hair.

Extra points for saying screw you, to the rules of Haiku. Nice one DoD.

Nippon poetry useful in describing Jones Seppuku for Coach?

I didn't even know it had happened until I saw it on BBC.

"No más Sugar Ray...No más"