Pete Catan's Ghost

Mr. Bowman, I'd like you to meet your new student. Like you, at his age...he may have a little growing up to do.

Browns pick T. Auston Corbett #33 overall. I'm guessing that even though Gray is a Guard, this could still impact his status.

I've seen two pics of Finch post arrest. One has his left eye still open and then there's this one with the purple bacon. I love me some time lapse.

Since they were allegedly dark horses in the Muamba sweepstakes anyway, the recent termination of Euclid Cummings might free up the dough necessary for the Lions to go hard after Henoc.

Make that Dirk Butkus

It seems like only yesterday that Coach would sing Hurl’s praises like he was a cross between Rain Man and **** Butkus...a MLB with such vision and understanding of our system that he doesn’t need to rack up those gaudy stats (tackles) in order to hold a position of glory on the field. Now he’s not coming back? I guess the experiment failed.

Galadriel

Of all the new additions this off season, I predict Jordan Younger will have the most impact.

The old punchline states that your friend refuses to provide his name, and gives the cop the foil ball. He then says: "You don't need my name; this silver bullet will tell you everything you need to know about who I am." (Oldster alert)

Good list. I'll shoehorn in David Shaw's int in the 84 Grey Cup that began the turnaround from being down 14-3. BB scored 27 in the second quarter and never looked back.

LaFrance has one good game on his resume and has shown nothing to indicate he has the versatility of Timothy Flanders.

I was amped about Demski as a BB option last year but now wonder about his injury hx as well. Has it been two season enders in two years? As a Winnipeg boy I think I may have overvalued his potential contribution....but it's not me signing the cheques, so I'll let Kyle make that call.

How do we know that he wasn’t chirping about Regina? They were his last team and subsequently ponied up a lot more for Collaros than what they were willing to pay Glenn.

....and, unless we've time travelled to the Renaissance Period, I can do without ever hearing "methinks" again. Or maybe I just protesteth too much.

Open your eyes Sleepy Joe...Really; open your eyes.

In addition; RW gets huge bonus points for recommending Charles Roberts to the the BB.

This is like being a little bit pregnant. You either piss yourself uncontrollably or you don't. I would know; I remember the 84 Grey Cup.

You'd say whatever the crowd wanted too, if William Shatner was standing three feet away from you with a phaser pointed at your head.

Codsuckers has a nautical feel.

You might want to research the name: Horn Chen

Forget Salisbury; you could put Sean Connery in, if we had 1988's wrecking crew of a defense on this team.

I once had a nasty case of Epidermodysplasia verruciformis, so I was prescribed tincture of Horn Chen by an Asian Apothecary....I then learned the truth. http://ottawacitizen.com/sports/football/horn-chen-former-rough-riders-owner-dies-at-age-83

Plus we're already in Maas' head with the prospect of facing our hurry up offense. No opposing team had more problems with it than the Eskies.

If they hurry and hire Marcel now, they may still get a shot at Timid Tim Burke in a two-fer.

The Calgary equipment guy should be slapped upside the head, or worse. Not only does the wrong footwear make you ineffective, it can be freaking dangerous. Messam could have easily torn something.