Pete Catan's Ghost

You'll be close enough to fire off a few soothing Haiku at the team to keep the boys settled.

I'll go with sooner. ...Because all right thinking Quarterbacks spend their downtime dressing like an extra from a Kubrick film.

....in an Alan Turing sort of way

Ole' Shovelface toils for Ham Whose DBs couldn't slow down my Gram So, Jones calls him out… …about spying? Austin shouts.. I’ll ragdoll you Corky, Gad damn.

Nice

I'm reminded of the wh**e from Regina. .... but that's another story for another day.

A bodacious Miss called Orlesky Cried, why is Darrin Bauming so pesky? He said; could be worse I'm not the "Lawless Curse" She had to agree....more or less-ky

Credit to johnzo for starting up poet's corner and TLB for the inspiration. I doubt that this thread will get as much mileage as the Haiku piece, but what the hell. There was a wee kicker named Lirim Whose team mates would not get too near him They thought it bad luck ‘Cause the goalposts he'd struck It was always a guess if he’d clear ‘em

Double entendre Who's playing for the Bombers? Jenna Jameson?

My bold prediction Redemption song for Roc C. White ghost eats black crow?

Like the cherry tree Resilient after a gale Storm awaits Boatmen

Maybe not worst, but very confusing. I remember that his hiring was supported by Cal and that he really didn't have a clue about the CFL. He was very "Bart Andrus", but with a better record and more boring hair.

Extra points for saying screw you, to the rules of Haiku. Nice one DoD.

Nippon poetry useful in describing Jones Seppuku for Coach?

I didn't even know it had happened until I saw it on BBC.

"No más Sugar Ray...No más"

Green is the colour that shade always means envy I feel Japanese

Maybe the thinking is that Poblah, Waggoner (not Richards), and now Wolitarsky, were plucked in the supplemental draft, and the first two had less than stellar careers? You can find plenty to criticize Addison (throw down those shackles) Richards, but being a supp. draft bust isn't one of them.

Demski will look terrific in Blue and Gold.

Loffler was pretty low. I hope he's pissed off.

Jackson Jeffcoat makes it....Excellent.

Pleasantly surprised

I was waiting to see who would bite on that one.

Let's see if Tracker and Mr. Dee can restrain themselves from stating the obvious on this one.

List looks good, ....until my boy A. Richards throws down his crutches and begins an award filled 10 year career for the BB.