dunno if I'll be able to keep this up all season, but here goes for Week 1:

 

guarding Blue endzone
like Cerberus and Charon:
the twin Jeffs of Death

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Fugitive reboot:
stubble jumpers nearly beat
by one-armed QB

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jerseys stained bright red
cue Macbeth soliloquy:
"out, you damn stripes! out!"

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FNF remake:
just like the rider game but
the one-armed guy wins!

Edited August 16, 20214 yr by johnzo

QB wins first start

Have Stamps turned it around? Nah

Now there’s tape on him

 

Penalties abound

VAJ not the next big thing yet

Stanback abandoned

Edited August 21, 20214 yr by TrueBlue4ever

1 hour ago, TrueBlue4ever said:

QB wins first start

Have Stamps turned it around? Nah

Now there’s tape on him

 

Penalties abound

VAJ not the next big thing yet

Stanback abandoned

Here’s to the next big VAJ! (Said no one ever)

Als at Stamps

Flag football from Als

Rookie quarterback jitters

Comeback one yard short

 

"flag football" nice!

Week 3 Als @ Stamps

Alouettes somehow
make the big bad Stampeders
look like the good guys

Edited August 21, 20214 yr by johnzo

Week 3 Blue @ Argos (4th Quarter)

forum was rolling
fat and happy at 2-0
cue the meltdown threads

 

Edited August 21, 20214 yr by johnzo

Perspective missing 

After Blue loss. Things to fix

But not “exposed” yet

 

Arbuckle solid

Argo lines dominate Blue

Money CAN buy wins. 
 

Ott. D bend don’t break

 But unless O starts scoring

Losses will pile up

 

Riders on a roll

Penalties notwithstanding

Sask. clear number one

Week 3 Redblacks @ Riders

Ottawa Redblacks
recall the McDLT--
D warm, Matt ice cold

Riders are first

I dislike this so much

Terrible fact

Wpg at Tor

Philosophical

Question, is it still a loss

If Blue don't show up?

Ott and Ssk

Ola Ottawa

You can't win in this league with

A LaPo offense

Week 4 Stamps @ Blue (halftime)

Blue pregame popcorn
an explanation for some
buttery fingers?

 

beat us with your arm,
Bomber D challenges Maier.
no problem, says rook

OMG! Maier misses a toss! We gottem on the run now.

Week 4 haikus (with pictures!)
 

COVID-19 says

“Elk hunting season open”

Endangered species 

 

Elks postponement means

For once, my pick’em’s not wrong

Silver linings, folks. 

Argos’ game cancelled

Media doesn’t notice

Attendance unchanged. 

Tabbies off the mat.

Big returns, new QB help

Cats feast on the birds

VAJ coronation

As next big thing put on hold. 

Larks singing off-key

LaPo has bad team

MBB schaudenfreude

His response? See ring. 

Rain, stout D hinder

Leos offence that looks like

Waterlogged tabby

 

QB factory

Churns out another Stamp gem

Good systems, perhaps?

Optimist’s version

Despite bumps, we’re 3 and 1

Sunny ways, my friends.  

 

Pessimist’s version. 

Some clear flaws. Grey Cup defence?

We’s just not ready. 

Stamps had a hot qb

He really looked like a winner

Ultimately we came through again.

Bombers looking to regain form
Seems they are their own worst enemy
Fix, before going into Labour

Dinner at IG Field

One Cheeseburger please.

What boiled monstrosity is this!?

Whelp, lesson learned.

Edited August 30, 20214 yr by Super Duper Negatron

Cal at Wpg

Who would have thought that

Leggio verse Paredes

Would be exciting?

Certainly was not

Paradise nor pearly gates

For Rene Paredes 

Week 5 - Labour Day Classic

"Cody shall not pass!"
Jeffcoat and Jefferson
balling like Gandalf.

Edited September 9, 20214 yr by johnzo

Drew Wolitarski
escapes fieldside limbo,
makes Superman catch

Edited September 6, 20214 yr by johnzo

Cody Fajardo 
beaten like green pinata!
Bombers want candy

Fajardo was physically punished tonight

He'll not feel spry tomorrow

The Riders are way overrated

Blue and Gold labour

A Roughrider siesta

Hard work yields rewards

All those woulda coulda shouldas

Sacked, belted, pressured, outplayed

One huge #for the W