2018-06-15 Edmonton at Winnipeg

Sacking Mike Reilly

Like catching flies with chopsticks

need Coach Miyagi

Coach Richie Hall

Will ruin season for me

Please fire him

Torrential rain falls

A young gunslinger appears

His story begins

Ebb becomes flow

Joy becomes grief

Gin runs like water

Lightning strikes and Fogg

Five hour game but only a

Minute to win it

Missed Field Goal Attempt

Richie Hall sucks donkey nuts

Fire Him Now Please

2018-06-15 Toronto at Saskatchewan

Dink, dunk, wounded duck
End of the line for Frito?
Or preseason rust?

Edited June 17, 20187 yr by johnzo

2018-06-16 Montreal at BC

Willy flinging bombs!
Larks soaring over pumpkins!
Unsustainable.

 

Willy's checkdown throws
turn Alouette comeback time
into garbage time.

Edited June 17, 20187 yr by johnzo

2018-06-16 Hamilton at Calgary

Masoli: bad pick
ESPN is giddy
Johnny Football lurks

2018-06-15 Edmonton at Winnipeg

Thunder with lightning,

Investor's Group field should have

Had a frigging roof

Doctor CFL

And The Source know all too well

Blue bombers are doomed

Brandon Bridge is bad

Collaros has scrambled brains

Glad I'm not in green

2018-06-23 Winnipeg at Montreal

Blue and gold angels
pour their bowls upon the mount.
The Strevelation

I pity the Als--
once-mighty larks of legend
now in Kavis' hands

Edited July 5, 20187 yr by johnzo

The nightlife beckons
but Bombers bring truth
Als suffer consequences

2018-06-29 Winnipeg at Hamilton

never mind Bieber--
morningbigblue qbs yell
for Hall to be f*****

Edited July 2, 20187 yr by johnzo

Max protection thrives

When they play our blue and gold

As does - any competent offence 

A must in Hai-ku 

Syl-la-bles per line fol-lows

Five se-ven five rule

Edited July 5, 20187 yr by M.O.A.B.

1 hour ago, M.O.A.B. said:

A must in Hai-ku 

Syl-la-bles per line fol-lows

Five se-ven five rule

I can show you plenty of published haikus that break this rule - it’s called creativity 

Let's not be fussy!

Football poetry is fun

at any size.

 

Edited July 5, 20187 yr by johnzo

To bend but not break

You must play within sight of

The line of scrimmage

Eighty nine offence

Effectively countered by 

Eighty nine defence 

 

 

M. O. A. B. nods

To Haiku structural form

Mark H now returns

2018-07-07 Week 4 Games

My expectations:

Jeff Mathews exceeded them.

Jennings, not so much.

Edited July 8, 20187 yr by johnzo

Wally classless prick

Called a -- onside kick

(next) Saturday they pay

Nichols at the helm

Streveler finds a way to help

Where's Adarius?

 

Bighill with the picks

Best linebacker, no offense...

...Elimimian

 

Whelp! We've lost the game

May as well injure someone

Call an onside kick

Week 5 Games:
 

O'Shea and Trestman
so sure of their offences.
Just take the damn points!

Edited July 19, 20187 yr by johnzo