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I know we were supposed to not talk about the Jets here but if I'm Bones I'm playing Brossy and Perfetti and resting anybody that isn't 100% right now.  No point pushing someone that isn't healthy.  We win, great, but it's not the end of the world if we don't here.  That being said, I really detest Vancouver and would glory in their total destruction, especially after that last 5-0 ****-kicking they gave us.

Nashville sucks.  Those jerseys of theirs look like a pee-filled ashtray.  Yellow and grey, what colorblind fuckstick signed off on that  ******* garbage?
Leafs suck the shitpipe like a Skydome sump pump. Forget the equinox -- Leafs Elimination Day is the real first day of spring.  Here's hoping for an early spring this year.  Ideally, the Leafs will move to Salt Lake City this offseason.  In conclusion, **** the Leafs.
Vegas sucks.  Hockey in the desert is stupid.  Pack that **** up and move it to Quebec City.  Plus Vegas stole the Raiders and now they are stealing the A's.  **** Vegas.  They are a thief city.
Speaking of thief cities, the Avalanche suck.  Stole a Stanley Cup from Quebec City.  Je me souviens.  I hope their zamboni crashes.
Kings suck because the NHL has been a **** league since Gretzky landed there. 
Oilers suck because they were so loaded that they could sell Gretzky to the Kings and still win a Cup two years later.  I'm still bitter about 1990.  You should never win anything after trading the GOAT.  Plus, did you know that Peter Pocklington is from Regina?
Vancouver sucks because their fans are manbabies who riot win or lose.  May they be loser rioters this year and every year following.
Dallas sucks.  Everything is bigger in Texas.  Thus, Dallas sucks bigly.
Boston is an interesting edge case in suckage studies. On one hand, it's a **** city, its harbor is made of sewage, its weather is awful and its population is highly contrary. Rooting for the Bruins will put some black mold on your soul. On the other hand, I really truly 100% appreciate how they devise a new heartbreak for the Leafs every year.
Go Jets (and Bruins)

The reason why Rivers wont win ROTY is because he is ineligible as he played in an NFL game.
Here's a quick list of new signings that have NFL experience (may have missed a player or two):
KJ Hill receiver - 21 games
Isaiah Coulter receiver - 4 games
Larnel Coleman oline - 1 game
Terrell Bonds DB - 4 games
Chauncey Rivers DE - 5 games

Snippet from the Athletic looks like no worries with Mcgroarty......
A league source tells The Athletic that this is not the expectation for McGroarty: McGroarty’s decision was made with his NHL development and an eventual Jets roster spot in mind.
The opportunity to increase his role as a third-year player in Michigan is clear; with fellow stars like Brindley, Duke and Nazar signing in the NHL, McGroarty will be counted on to drive results. There’s also the potential of being named captain as Jacob Truscott just completed his fourth year.
Meanwhile, Winnipeg is a deep team, particularly up front and on the wings. Sean Monahan and Tyler Toffoli are the only 2024 UFAs on the roster, which already leaves Cole Perfetti, the No. 10 pick in 2020, on the outside looking in. With fellow 2022 first-round pick Brad Lambert and 2021 second-round pick Nikita Chibrikov making big strides with Manitoba in the AHL this season, it’s difficult to look at the Jets roster and see immediate NHL playing time. Whereas Nazar has already played (and scored) in the NHL for Chicago and Brindley will make an immediate debut for Columbus, McGroarty doesn’t have that same runway in Winnipeg.

I didn't know Hemingway was born in Seattle! 😉

So yeah IF he doesn't sign after the end of next year ( or indicates he won't) we trade him like Philly had to with Gauthier. What else can the Jets do? 

So glad someone brought up Keytaon Thompson I think he is a sleeper to stick around!
This highlight tape has a ton of him playing wildcat QB and I wonder if Buck wanted this guy because he can do so many different things with the ball in his hands. Fun player to watch I'm excited about him
 

Last time I saw a guy make that jump right into the playoffs was Keith Tkachuk in the 1992 playoffs against Vancouver, though he did play 17 games in the regular season first at least.

the Moose are going to the AHL playoffs as well

Let’s go Dallas.

Madani sources? If we are lucky the actual cleaning staff at CFL headquarters?

record for a CFL club (likely) according to Naylor..... hey Gappers: Eat ****. 
 

I just bought two tickets for the Grey Cup In Vancouver. Time to move on from the past and prep for the drive for five!

Watched Curb finale last night, it was fantastic.  Have to admit getting a bit emotional seeing Richard Lewis in the final scene.  Glad that he was given a lot of screen time in the finale and made me burst out laughing several times in his interactions with Larry.  Seinfeld also made an appearance and stole the show.  They even managed to work in how they should have done the Seinfeld finale, in the second last scene of the show, which was gold.  It was good to see Jerry and Larry David together again, if only for a few brief moments.

You're shittin' me....

Coming soon...
https://montreal.ctvnews.ca/judge-authorizes-class-action-suit-against-telecom-companies-over-unlocking-fees-1.6787874

Dollorama settled. Customers should be getting a $15 gift card if they register before April 5th.
https://dailyhive.com/canada/dollarama-class-action-lawsuit-canada-settlement

Hodges 2nd mock draft is better than his first. The guy is amazing in his predictions. Now if he could misspell Ferguson 3 times in one post he would be even better.😉
Before anyone goes off the deep end I'm kidding

No surprise Oilers never do the Jets a favour...great Game Jets but i am not a fan of Morrissey and Pionk paired together.

Unfortunately I don't have that skill. I will continue to get my hopes up followed by the 'next year is our year' statement. Rinse repeat.
Sort of the Charlie Brown and Lucy thing.

Whelp we are playing possum boys...didn’t Florida struggle last year right into the playoffs? Got to keep up  hope! 😉