dunno if I'll be able to keep this up all season, but here goes for Week 1:

 

guarding Blue endzone
like Cerberus and Charon:
the twin Jeffs of Death

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Fugitive reboot:
stubble jumpers nearly beat
by one-armed QB

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jerseys stained bright red
cue Macbeth soliloquy:
"out, you damn stripes! out!"

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FNF remake:
just like the rider game but
the one-armed guy wins!

Edited August 16, 20214 yr by johnzo

30 minutes ago, MOBomberFan said:

Heavy balls don't win you games

But they help you walk with pride...

Week 9 Bombers at BC

rename the Bombers?
they more closely resemble
a battering ram.

Edited October 2, 20214 yr by johnzo

Quiet. Relentless.

Methodical. This team is

The Terminator.

 

 

Sergio Perez

Serves up special teams tackle

Mexican takeout?

Edited October 2, 20214 yr by Pete Catan's Ghost

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Saskatchewan sucks,

This was not a haiku.

OTT at TOR

"How 'bout...we field

A team that only scores on

Special teams?" LaPo

Blue sked is unfair!
We get three games against the
team the redblacks beat.

Week 10 Ottawa @ Toronto

No poem for this game..
I would prefer to pretend
it did not happen.

Edited October 7, 20214 yr by johnzo

One blocked punt TD  

Pick 6. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Recipe for loss  

 

Week 10 Antlers @ Blue

Game recalls Pogo:
Blue has met the enemy
and it is themselves.

 

Blue Bombers only
team that can beat Blue Bombers.
Intersquad Grey Cup?

Elks lost in the forest

They strain to find yellow and green

But there is only Blue

 

Yellow and green are

Always a shitty combo

Losing inevitable 

 

Week 10: Stamps @ Regina

Stamps win was well done,
They left Bo Levi Mitchell
on the grill too long.

Overcooked three quarters

Medium rare Parades

Splits t - bone smoothly

 

 

26 minutes ago, Mark H. said:

Overcooked three quarters

Medium rare Parades

Splits t - bone smoothly

13 minutes ago, johnzo said:

#aidedbyjimbeam

Elk hunt day

Elks it's time to pray

Limit three

Edited October 15, 20214 yr by IC Khari

A win is a win

Playoffs were never in doubt

Now it's official

Trevor Harris sucks 

Cornelius is a dud

Wilder stop flexing 

Grasping Sparrow’s Tail

Step back and repulse monkey

Oops, thinking tai chi

 

Week 11 Blue @ Antlers

Edmonton again?
Feel like Bill Murray watching
Groundhog day football

Elks do seem to play
harder for Cornelius.
it doesn't matter.

Fourth quarter is here.
The dark tribe side hones their daggers.
Time for sacrifice.

Playoff ticket punched!
Will Blue be proud or hungry
in December snows?

Edited October 24, 20214 yr by johnzo

7 hours ago, johnzo said:

Week 11 Blue @ Antlers

Edmonton again?
Feel like Bill Murray watching
Groundhog day football

Elks do seem to play
harder for Cornelius.
it doesn't matter.

Fourth quarter is here.
The dark tribe hones their daggers.
Time for sacrifice.

Playoff ticket punched!
Will Blue be proud or hungry
in November snow?

Love the 3rd one. 

“The dark tribe” would be an awesome name for this defence, if it was not to be mistaken for a racial slur, which I am certain it was not intended to be. Kind of like a black hole (again no racial underpinnings), it sucks the life out of everything, it is unstoppable, and once you are in its grasp, nothing, not even light escapes. 91-6 in the fourth quarter, those are TEMCO numbers. A sight to behold. 

Week 12 Lions @ Blue

So-so kicking game?
Blue's elegant solution:
Score many touchdowns.

Edited October 24, 20214 yr by johnzo

Win thrice in a row?
Its told such a thing is hard
Not for the Blue beasts