2017-06-22 Saskatchewan at Montreal
Roughriders rally
in the fourth; maestro, please cue
the Kevin Glenn pick

2017-06-23 Calgary at Ottawa
More sister kissing!
Have we all relocated
to Saskatchewan?

2017-06-24 Edmonton at BC
Wally Buono bring
a spatula, gotta scrape
Jennings off the turf

2017-06-25 Hamilton at Toronto
Argo time machine!
2010 S.J. Green and
2008 Ray

2017-06-29 Ottawa at Calgary
It's a two score game
Redblack explosion, game on!
Reread the first line

2017-06-30 BC at Toronto
Fourth quarter, at last
there's a little excitement!
No one there to see

Edited July 1, 20178 yr by johnzo

4 hours ago, Mark F said:

he just needed to split it up properly

stanza 1

it was one of the

best comebacks ive witnessed since

  one gainst calgary

etc

 

 

So hard to find

good haiku help

these days

Faith kept.

Faithful rewarded.

Joy reigns once again.

Week 6 haikus:

Don't beat the traffic.

This year CFL stands for

Crazy Football League!

 

Wpg. v. Mtl. -

Blue's winning game plan:

Keep the defence off the field

With great onside kicks

 

Edm. v. BC-

Who needs Sominex?

Another coach's challenge

Will put me to sleep.

 

Sask. v. Tor.-

Fans aren't the only

Nauseating thing in Sask.

Add Duron's sick catch.

 

Cal. v. Ham. -

PETA cries cruelty

over Stamps abuse of 'Cats

and touchdown horse run.

 

@TrueBlue4ever, you're killing it man.

3 hours ago, johnzo said:

@TrueBlue4ever, you're killing it man.

There's a new Ronin in town.

Montreal seals it?

Not so fast there Duane and Rod

Time for Matty Ice

 

14 hours ago, MOBomberFan said:

Montreal seals it?

Not so fast there Duane and Rod

Time for Matty Ice

 

yea I was listening to that last night while zoning out.. (was at the game but record em all) and when Rod Black said "that seals it" essentially.. I just chuckled to my self.. "Not so fast there smart ass.."

 

1 hour ago, SPuDS said:

yea I was listening to that last night while zoning out.. (was at the game but record em all) and when Rod Black said "that seals it" essentially.. I just chuckled to my self.. "Not so fast there smart ass.."

 

Listen to it again... you've conveniently cut off the part where he says "unless the Bomber get a quick score and on-side kick"... or something along those lines....

I too was expecting Rod Black to basically call it a game at that point, but he actually leaves the door quite open...

6 minutes ago, bearpants said:

Listen to it again... you've conveniently cut off the part where he says "unless the Bomber get a quick score and on-side kick"... or something along those lines....

I too was expecting Rod Black to basically call it a game at that point, but he actually leaves the door quite open...

True, he did say that but he also said it was pretty much over.. or the other pbp guy did.. I was half asleep at this point lol.

2017-08-04

Best defense? Good O,

O'Shea out-coaches something,

Money Medlock? Game.

An Old Bomber fart

Thinks MOS is  a wart

Cuz he wears shorts

JUST WIN BABY!

2 hours ago, SpeedFlex27 said:

An Old Bomber fart

Thinks MOS is  a wart

Cuz he wears shorts

JUST WIN BABY!

That's not a haiku at all.

11 hours ago, Floyd said:

That's not a haiku at all.

Surely Floyd, you jest

As SpeedFlex27,

Was happy with win

2017-08-04 Winnipeg at Ottawa

Julian's smooth! But

Feoli-Gudino's a

rough name to haiku.

Edited August 6, 20178 yr by johnzo

2017-08-04 Winnipeg at Ottawa (supplemental)

In the second half,

with challenges exhausted,

zebras call great game.

Edited August 6, 20178 yr by johnzo

2017-08-03 Calgary at Toronto

Argos compete hard!

Didn't matter; outcome was

inevitable.

Edited August 6, 20178 yr by johnzo

2017-08-04 Hamilton at Edmonton

Poor Zach Collaros.

Playing behind turnstiles.

Football malpractice.

 

C.J. Gable tears

it up early. Austin's next move?

Abandon run game.

 

Edited August 6, 20178 yr by johnzo

2017-08-05 Saskatchewan at BC

Johnson, Arceneaux,
Rainey, Burnham, now Williams.
Break up the Lions!

 

"Quarterbacks can't come
back from shoulder injuries!"
More forum nonsense.

Edited August 6, 20178 yr by johnzo

Better late than never, week 7 haikus: 

BC -

Offence already

Embarrassment of riches

Now add Chris Williams

 

Cal - 

How to beat the Stamps:

Game in Montreal after

Night on St. Laurent

 

Edm -

Injury ravaged

But winning. Still can't cheer 'cuz

Your coach is a jerk. 

 

Sask -

Lions' rout, Glenn out. 

A QB controversy?

Hardly. Bridge sucks too. 

 

Wpg -

Down late? No worries. 

Not with QB "Matty Ice"

And Justin "the Lock". 

 

Tor -

Have Trestman, not Ray. 

 Despite a losing record

Still best in the (L)east

 

Ham -

Horseshoes, hand grenades

Forget moral victories

You're still oh and six. 

 

Ott -

Another close loss?

You are what your record says:

A bad Eastern team. 

 

Mtl -

How bad is the East?

Montreal has the bye, yet

Gains ground on the rest.  

Edited August 11, 20178 yr by TrueBlue4ever

2017-08-11 Toronto at Montreal

Their Oxford oars smashed,
their Cambridge sails limp and still.
Argonauts becalmed.

 

Ask Sam Coleridge--
Argos not first mariners
defeated by birds.

 

Matthews will not rest
until Anthony Coombs is
fully dismembered.
 

Edited August 13, 20178 yr by johnzo

2017-08-12 Winnipeg at Hamilton

Davis garbage time

opportunity wasted.

Ryan Dinwiddie.

 

Hamilton Ticats:

a really really really

awful football team.

Edited August 13, 20178 yr by johnzo

Wpg vs. Ham

Ti-cats are pigs that

Need more lipstick than some of

Riderville faithful

Automatic Medlock

Bomber's O let's Tigercats

Hang around hopefully

 

2017-08-17 Edmonton at Winnipeg (pregame)

The question tonight:

After beating three crap teams,

are Bombers legit?

Edited August 18, 20178 yr by johnzo

Eskimo blubber

Cannot hold a candle to

Tasty ham and eggs