Pete Catan's Ghost

Bridge's penchant for high hurdling is not conducive to a long career

Hit em with it Aalgie...Hit em with it.

Three tips on: Onions as Adornments 1) Rather than hanging on the belt, I have found that wearing the onions inside my briefs really has a way of attracting the fairer sex. 2) I've also learned the hard way, that the onions should be concealed in the front of the undergarment and not the back. 3) It helps if they are roughly the same size.

Harris/Flanders licking their chops when thinking of the return match agains Esks.

James Wilder is a pleasure to watch.

Like any hiring; do your due diligence. It's a small league. I'm guessing our brass have some idea of the dynamics which led to his release. There have already been two Als players (current & former) who have applauded the move to get rid of Thorpe and Chappy. If it smells like **** and feels like ****, you don't have to taste it to know it's ****.

...and oily

If fate had not intervened, a time where Johnny M and Rob Ford existed in the same city would have been awesome.

Died, before he could even find his seat.

Off track, but Corinthian leather was a marketing construct, like Häagen-Dazs. They each sound foreign and sophisticated, but both are works of fiction.

See last year's late late game for evidence. Masoli was putrid, against us, and that was after shooting the lights out the week prior.

Same goes for dating

Immediately thought of Greg Battle on the Santos Knox IC.

An ill wind blows in Green stink quashed by blue cowbell Medlock for the win

The original Matty Ice.....as in, ice cubes tumbling out of his glass of Jim Beam when he gets a little too excited calling the colour. Love this guy in the booth.

Lankford hasn't attained the daily double of global shittienous of being an ineffectual player while simultaneously racking up multiple bone-headed roughing penalties like EJ. Lankford stinks, but Kuale was gold standard ass.

Was it in March?

An MMB poster showing restraint? ...Bugger off.

Much appreciated. Will i need to wear beekeper gear at banjo bowl to save myself from the wasps?

Wasn't Roc Carmichael a lounge singer on The Flintstones?

I'm a 22 year old guy pulling in 144,000 fish US for 20 weeks on a practice squad? Three things I'm thinking about: 1) the choin 2) the big leagues 3) babes Three things I'm not thinking about: 1) Grey Cups 2) fading into obscurity 3) improving my unicycle skills I'm sure my family will understand.

I'm guessing we're done talking about wasps?

When we win, one if the big reasons will be because we out coached them.

Was wondering who would bite.

Ticats could take a page out of the book on what swarming black and gold pests should look like.