Y2C Posted November 6, 2015 Report Share Posted November 6, 2015 It's so simple. We get an Air Bud/MVP (Most Valuable Primate) situation on the roster. A lovable member of the animal kingdom that in spite of conventional logic excels at pro athletics to the point of single-handedly winning their team games! This can also be achieved through a young child, anywhere from 10-14, being thrust into a player/coach/ownership role with the team. Don't be deterred early, the team will be laughably bad to start. Snooty old blowhards will undoubtedly scoff and write the team off from day one. Rest assured, the locker room will rally around this unlikely hero with a never-say-die spirit resulting in a cinderella playoff berth. By the championship game, even the most crotchety of naysayers will be fully on board after witnessing the undeniable results! Boom, next November we're watching blue & gold confetti rain down as I, the mastermind, make out with my dream girl and as a result of our Cup win our youth center on the brink of foreclosure or something has the funds to continue on! You're welcome. SPuDS and TBURGESS 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realviking Posted November 6, 2015 Report Share Posted November 6, 2015 It's so simple. We get an Air Bud/MVP (Most Valuable Primate) situation on the roster. A lovable member of the animal kingdom that in spite of conventional logic excels at pro athletics to the point of single-handedly winning their team games! This can also be achieved through a young child, anywhere from 10-14, being thrust into a player/coach/ownership role with the team. Don't be deterred early, the team will be laughably bad to start. Snooty old blowhards will undoubtedly scoff and write the team off from day one. Rest assured, the locker room will rally around this unlikely hero with a never-say-die spirit resulting in a cinderella playoff berth. By the championship game, even the most crotchety of naysayers will be fully on board after witnessing the undeniable results! Boom, next November we're watching blue & gold confetti rain down as I, the mastermind, make out with my dream girl and as a result of our Cup win our youth center on the brink of foreclosure or something has the funds to continue on! You're welcome. Seconded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goalie Posted November 6, 2015 Report Share Posted November 6, 2015 Cool story bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IC Khari Posted November 6, 2015 Report Share Posted November 6, 2015 I thought that was the plan since 2014, now you're telling me it wasn't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty Liver Posted November 6, 2015 Report Share Posted November 6, 2015 It's so simple. We get an Air Bud/MVP (Most Valuable Primate) situation on the roster. A lovable member of the animal kingdom that in spite of conventional logic excels at pro athletics to the point of single-handedly winning their team games! This can also be achieved through a young child, anywhere from 10-14, being thrust into a player/coach/ownership role with the team. Don't be deterred early, the team will be laughably bad to start. Snooty old blowhards will undoubtedly scoff and write the team off from day one. Rest assured, the locker room will rally around this unlikely hero with a never-say-die spirit resulting in a cinderella playoff berth. By the championship game, even the most crotchety of naysayers will be fully on board after witnessing the undeniable results! Boom, next November we're watching blue & gold confetti rain down as I, the mastermind, make out with my dream girl and as a result of our Cup win our youth center on the brink of foreclosure or something has the funds to continue on! You're welcome. Is that you, Aardvark? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taynted_Fayth Posted November 6, 2015 Report Share Posted November 6, 2015 I think our coach, be it man animal or whatever, needs a tom landry hat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IC Khari Posted November 6, 2015 Report Share Posted November 6, 2015 I guess every team but the Bombers could fold in the offseason and Wade could stubbornly say we are forging ahead, thereby making us the default Grey Cup champs ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueBlue83 Posted November 6, 2015 Report Share Posted November 6, 2015 Starting QB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Blue Posted November 6, 2015 Report Share Posted November 6, 2015 I guess every team but the Bombers could fold in the offseason and Wade could stubbornly say we are forging ahead, thereby making us the default Grey Cup champs ... Is there a sweeter victory than winning a championship by default??? Default! Default! Default! Brandon Blue&Gold and bigg jay 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigg jay Posted November 6, 2015 Report Share Posted November 6, 2015 I guess every team but the Bombers could fold in the offseason and Wade could stubbornly say we are forging ahead, thereby making us the default Grey Cup champs ...Is there a sweeter victory than winning a championship by default???Default! Default! Default! Miller should get working on that championship banner! Dr. Blue and Brandon Blue&Gold 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y2C Posted November 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2015 Starting QB? This guy gets it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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