Be careful, that's how Saskatchewanites lure you in. They start small talk about the CFL. In 2007, the Saskatchewan premier concerned with the skyrocketing cost of health care caused by the effects of an almost singular gene pool in his province, set up back room health policies designed to help eliminate inbred pregnancies amongst his constituents. He lowered the price of bung baloney and encouraged the men to use baloney skin contraceptive barriers when being intimate with their sister/wife/cousins He also held the Estevan summit in which public health nurses were brought in to discuss a system of "hole in the white sheet" breeding to diversify the gene pool and raise overall intelligence levels across the province as they were far below average. At any rate, the male head of the household was encouraged to seek out superior, non genetically linked, males to act as sperm donors to impregnate their wives through holes in a white sheet. Men from Manitoba were targeted, as their Bomber gear, made them easy to spot and a clear indication of superior intelligence. They usually try butter you up with potato whisky then take you out to the sheet behind the barn and show you pictures of women that aren't their wives claiming that this is the woman on the other side. Very sneaky....but I can't blame them for trying.