Hearing Nichols will start .... could it be otherwise?

 

Have the coaches told him what an "audible" is?




 

Tickle Me Elmo??? What a stupid idea...that'll never sell.

Tickle Me Elmo??? What a stupid idea...that'll never sell.

 

Yeah, that's like saying smoking is bad for you.  I actually heard someone say that yesterday.  What an idiot!

 

Tickle Me Elmo??? What a stupid idea...that'll never sell.

 

Yeah, that's like saying smoking is bad for you.  I actually heard someone say that yesterday.  What an idiot!

 

What? That's like saying don't eat red meat.

A website with countless unemployed comedians.

I want what everyone here is smoking.

A website with countless unemployed comedians.

That's not entirely true. I do know how to count.

 

A website with countless unemployed comedians.

That's not entirely true. I do know how to count.

 

And here I thought "countless" referred to a lack of low-level nobility.

What's that beeping thing in orbit? Sputnik?? 

In orbit! Sheesh! Next you'll be telling me the earth is round.

 

What's that beeping thing in orbit? Sputnik?? 

In orbit! Sheesh! Next you'll be telling me the earth is round.

 

Round? Is that what that nit wit explorer is saying? 

New bomber site coming out soon called our bombers.com

 

 

What's that beeping thing in orbit? Sputnik?? 

In orbit! Sheesh! Next you'll be telling me the earth is round.

 

Round? Is that what that nit wit explorer is saying? 

 

Something about a shadow on the moon. Pfft! Everyone knows it's a Nazi base.

 

What's that beeping thing in orbit? Sputnik?? 

In orbit! Sheesh! Next you'll be telling me the earth is round.

 

Or that the moon isn't made out of cheese.

 

 

 

What's that beeping thing in orbit? Sputnik?? 

In orbit! Sheesh! Next you'll be telling me the earth is round.

 

Round? Is that what that nit wit explorer is saying? 

 

Something about a shadow on the moon. Pfft! Everyone knows it's a Nazi base.

 

No, no, no. That base is in Antarctica and it is where JFK, Elvis and Michael Jackson are kept.

New bomber site coming out soon called our bombers.com

As if Al Gore would allow that on the Internet. 

 

 

 

 

What's that beeping thing in orbit? Sputnik?? 

In orbit! Sheesh! Next you'll be telling me the earth is round.

 

Round? Is that what that nit wit explorer is saying? 

 

Something about a shadow on the moon. Pfft! Everyone knows it's a Nazi base.

 

No, no, no. That base is in Antarctica and it is where JFK, Elvis and Michael Jackson are kept.

 

JFK was seen with Sara Orlesky.

A little white pill that makes my John Thomas stiff as a bloody board???  You don't say....dear old Mildred is going to be shocked and appalled when I charge through the door in my jack boots with my sail flying at full mast!!! 

I want to thank BigBlue for starting what may just be the Thread Of The Year thru every fault of his own. 

First positive thing you've said since willy got hurt

Gentlemen. In exactly five days we will be one hundred billion dollars richer!

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