dunno if I'll be able to keep this up all season, but here goes for Week 1:

 

guarding Blue endzone
like Cerberus and Charon:
the twin Jeffs of Death

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Fugitive reboot:
stubble jumpers nearly beat
by one-armed QB

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jerseys stained bright red
cue Macbeth soliloquy:
"out, you damn stripes! out!"

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FNF remake:
just like the rider game but
the one-armed guy wins!

Edited August 16, 20214 yr by johnzo

First home game!
Construction again?!?!
Riders suck

Edited August 8, 20214 yr by Eternal optimist

Man I missed these… time to finally contribute:
 

Hamilton talks big

Blue Bombers just hit harder

For the W

A common man's name

You wandering samurai

The one called Mike Jones

Cats will growl
Beware the Blue hunter
Who stops their prowl

 

 

There was a young man from Ghent...

Ummmm....wrong kind of poem.

4 hours ago, Eternal optimist said:

First home game!
Construction again?!?!
Riders suck

 

1 hour ago, do or die said:

Cats will growl
Beware the Blue hunter
Who stops their prowl

 

 

Haiku:

A three line poem

Always a 5-7-5

Syllable cadence 

Double vaxxed full house 

Eleven Cups, one banner?

Cats - perfect year? Not!

 

Riders come out hot

Coach says Reilly will not play

But then he does? Dumb!

 

The acronym bowl

MBT and BLM

Stamps’ gaffes costlier

 

Nichols’ arm looks shot

Harris loves stats, but not wins

Ott. first. WTF?

Cats became whiskas

 Olievera pounded ground

While Jefferson jabbed

 

Brandon Banks showed

The Intestinal fortitude 

Of a wet noodle

 

O'Shea's team prep shone

Showing professionalism

Simply a cut above

 

Mcleod Bethel T

Ancestors rode Titanic

But he did not sink

CFL is back

So are the internet trolls

Must learn to ignore

these are dope, keep em coming!

MBB haikus:

--

the five seven five?

do or die doesn't subscribe.

esteemed gin ronin

--

Harris neighbor troll!

mods raise swords and strike like

samurai Mike Jones

Edited August 9, 20214 yr by johnzo

9 hours ago, TrueBlue4ever said:

 

Haiku:

A three line poem

Always a 5-7-5

Syllable cadence 

Thought was three-five-three
Google miserably fails
Learn something daily

9 hours ago, MOBomberFan said:

CFL is back

So are the internet trolls

Must learn to ignore

I am quoting this

For profound precise purpose 

Of Mod reminders

 

 

Hakku is the wind blowing
A strong wind that may say nothing
Do or die is going

excellent

Take that, plebs....

Five syllables here.
Seven more syllables here.
Are you happy now?

Edited August 9, 20214 yr by Tracker

20 hours ago, johnzo said:

these are dope, keep em coming!

MBB haikus:

--

the five seven five?

do or die doesn't subscribe.

esteemed gin ronin

--

Harris neighbor troll!

mods raise swords and strike like

samurai Mike Jones

Harris neighbor troll! It took me a while. Hahahaha...BEST.

Edited August 9, 20214 yr by Pete Catan's Ghost

16 minutes ago, Tracker said:

Five syllables here.
Seven more syllables here.
Are you happy now?

there once was a poet named Tracker
who aspired to be a syllable packer
he'd count and he'd count
til he had the right amount
flaunting some solid pitter-patter

PREGAME Week 2 BC @ Calgary

hoser quarterback--
make ready your stones and sling!
Goliath awaits.

Voice from mom's basement

TurtleMan tries loser's schtick

Grind beneath our heels

Double Blue is life

Argonauts Pull Together

That's our Cup you've got

One for each team from last night. 
 

Bo Levi four picks

One touchdown in eight quarters

The new Calgary?

 

Your placekicker sucks

Rourke starts……until anthem done

Online bettors fume

1 hour ago, bluto said:

Double Blue is life

Argonauts Pull Together

That's our Cup you've got

Argos golden fleeced

by the real Blue (and OUR Grey)

Here’s the Argos cup

Welcome back, Bluto. 😉

BC at Calgary

Weekly lock? Pick-ems?

Bryan Burnham, Calgary

I'm so bad at this

 

Argonaut boat will not float
Because, for that you must have rowers
Blue Bombers providing the anchor