Tracker Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 Price of gas in France A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings--- I had no Monet To buy Degas To make the Van Gogh." See if you have De Gaulle to send this on. to someone else. I sent i on because I figured I had nothing Toulouse . JCon, Sard and Wanna-B-Fanboy 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark F Posted June 2 Author Report Share Posted June 2 On 2022-05-31 at 8:38 AM, Tracker said: I sent i on because I figured I had nothing Toulouse I gave toulouse lautrec a belt for his birthday. After he put it on I asked him " is that too tight, toulouse? ......j. Carson. Tracker and MOBomberFan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark F Posted June 2 Author Report Share Posted June 2 Trump got his hair style from bobby the brain heenan. Tracker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FrostyWinnipeg Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 (edited) @TrackerYou're supposed to laugh...I think Edited June 4 by FrostyWinnipeg Tracker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goalie Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 What do you call sweaty boobs? Humidititties I'll show myself out Wilbur and JCon 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 Glass coffins. Will they become more popular? Remains to be seen. Goalie and JCon 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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