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Mark F

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         Price of gas in France 

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings 
from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, 
stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van
ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime 
and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 
"Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the
I had no Monet To buy Degas To make the Van Gogh."

See if you have De Gaulle to  send this on.
to someone else.

I sent i on because I figured I had nothing Toulouse .
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