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Your CFL Haiku of the Game

2017-06-22 Saskatchewan at Montreal
Roughriders rally
in the fourth; maestro, please cue
the Kevin Glenn pick

2017-06-23 Calgary at Ottawa
More sister kissing!
Have we all relocated
to Saskatchewan?

2017-06-24 Edmonton at BC
Wally Buono bring
a spatula, gotta scrape
Jennings off the turf

2017-06-25 Hamilton at Toronto
Argo time machine!
2010 S.J. Green and
2008 Ray

2017-06-29 Ottawa at Calgary
It's a two score game
Redblack explosion, game on!
Reread the first line

2017-06-30 BC at Toronto
Fourth quarter, at last
there's a little excitement!
No one there to see

Edited by johnzo

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Bombers unstable
Good ship Argo making waves
Redemption awaits

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Butler incoming!

Mr. Bryant, please raise the

deflector shields.

Oh Ricky don't see

Roc at your feet lays mossy

He's better we hope!

 

 

Edited by Throw Long Bannatyne

2 hours ago, MOBomberFan said:

Come on boys in Blue!

Our defense will swallow up

These salty seamen

Double entendre

Who's playing for the Bombers?

Jenna Jameson?

Edited by Pete Catan's Ghost

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2017-07-13 Toronto at Winnipeg (supplemental)

Zebras not content

to merely ruin the game

#whataboutkaren

 

Seriously, you guys, get to your twitters and put some heat on Safeway and the league.  Make 'em make it right.

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2017-07-13 Toronto at Winnipeg (official)

Harris, running hard.

second, third, fourth, fifth efforts.

Human stump puller.

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11 hours ago, Eternal optimist said:

Only Canada,

Will pass interference cause

Game flow like haikus

gah! another review.

Use time to compose haiku,

or go to the john.

Local boy done good

King Kong ain't got **** on him

Call him 'Mister H'

Ray, SJ Green

nullified by a stalwart

bomber defense

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2017-07-14 Ottawa at Edmonton

Redblack shopping trip:

Go out to the dollar store,

bring ninety-five cents.

Edited by johnzo

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2017-07-14 Calgary at Montreal

Bo Levi pregame:

Finds a phone booth and takes off

his Superman suit.

 

Fumble, then meltdown,

then disqualification.

Puts "mess" in Messam.

Edited by johnzo

Stamps on well worn trail.
Wonderment of life at night.
Bo passing strange.
Return with empty saddles.
 

48 minutes ago, do or die said:

Stamps on well worn trail.
Wonderment of life at night.
Bo passing strange.
Return with empty saddles.
 

wait haikus can be 4 lines?!

Just now, Judd said:

wait haikus can be 4 lines?!

Of this particular quality......sure.

<_<

There is no haiku theory - there are only the syllables that do or die allows to live. 

1 hour ago, Judd said:

wait haikus can be 4 lines?!

I think that ones a limerick.

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