Whatever Cummings was into, it might explain why he was never as good as he ought to have been when he was here, and the Lions ought to have a mulligan on the bonus money.
There is a phenomenon called "cognitive dissonance" wherein the beliefs of an individual conflict with reality and one or the other must be disqualified. One common resonse from those deeply committed to their fantasy is to double down on their beliefs, no matter how unbelievable and attack any information to the contrary.
And for those who have been waiting breathlessly, here it is: http://www.ancient-origins.net/history-ancient-traditions/fart-gods-farting-out-one-s-soul-historic-ritualization-farts-009699
I cite the Urban Dictionary:
the vapors
A polite 19th century term women used meaning either: 1) Being emotionally overcome or 2) Having gas
ie: "Oh, Rhett, I am et up with the vapors!" (From "Gone with the Wind")- an apt reference, yes?
QED.
You know that "getting the vapours" is a euphemism for flatulence, right? Somehow, I cannot see Bluto getting that worked up unless he is into bean burritos.
Because this is just a tease- Muamba knows what the facilities are like in both Winnipeg and Montreal. He and his agent are batting their eyelashes at the suitors (no relation to Glen) and trying to wring the best possible offer out of both. Needless drama, in my opinion.
And he should know. Monreal's facilities have changed very little since Muamba was there last, and there will be no playoff dollars there, either. On the other hand, Montreal's night life and women are second to none.
Muamba's options are very limited. I cannot see him going to BC which has little apparent chance of the playoffs and if he goes to Montreal, he is stupid. Ottawa might be an option but they also are rebuilding.