Mike

Why? It's not really the quotes to me, it's the philosophy behind them. I don't know if this is the fairest way to describe it, because I'm sure he's an intelligent football coach, but based on some of the things that come out of his mouth, I'm starting to wonder if he's an intelligent person

Bryant Turner upgraded? Impossible.

That'd be new. I hope you're right, though.

I would sign Brandon Isaac in a second.

I swear it's not on purpose, I didn't even realize there was a filter.

http://www.outoflinetheatre.com/Ian.html What in the actual ****?

He looks normal.

Stability and a belief that our offense will actually put points on the board could go a long way in helping the entire team. Hard to get motivated if you're a defensive player right now.

Justin Goltz lol jk we don't score touchdowns Andrew Harris

Yes.

Right now, Etienne is our best NI receiver.

I saw that but I don't really trust a computer generated image. I want to see an actual photo. The mockup they did for that banner makes the lettering look hideous.

Wow, look at that. A quarterback who can actually play worth a **** so that the running game opens up. Hi Buck Pierce.

Not the biggest of issues but in my opinion, it was pretty bush league of Burke (or whoever made the decision) to not put Brett Carter in the game. Once the score got out of hand and the game was out of reach, would it have hurt to put the kid in so that maybe his debut could've been a bit more memorable? I thought they should have done something to acknowledge him, whether it be announcing him as a starter and letting him run out onto the field with the starting offense or at least giving him a chance to step on the field. I don't know ... maybe it's just me. Just seemed like it would have been a nice note to an otherwise shitty evening.

I wish they would put up a picture of the jersey complete with a number / name on it. I'd like a better idea of what I'll be spending $200 on ordering than a blank with the words "CUSTOMIZE IT" on the back in generic font.

Never wanted to see a player succeed more than Jay Detain. Good on him.

This is literally my favorite post ever. Expressed perfectly.

Jovon needs to go, he's a liability out there and it's like he forgot how to use a sideline to his advantage.

To put it into perspective, he was playing the same way he always does. One good drive then he shits the bed. Zero touchdowns says it all.

Cut Buck. Cut Jovon. Call it a week.

We play in a division full of awful offensive lines and our defensive line is DEEP. It's totally possible we could go over 50 for the year, 86 is a ridiculous number though. That's 68 in 15 games, which is 4.5 a game.

hulk wishes

Fitting title, seen as how if we suffer any more injuries, they might literally sign one or two of us.

He's starting a lawnmower, dude.