MOBomberFan

Fire them all. Hire everyone. How ******* hard is this?

https://www.cfl.ca/live/2017/09/13/canadian-football-hall-fame-induction-ceremony/ 7pm CST, live coverage of the Hall of Fame induction ceremony begins. Congrats to Coach O'Shea!

After a chance encounter with Wade Miller on the morning of the Edmonton game, myself and four coworkers were each generously gifted a pair of tickets to the game (on account of my excessive fandom). Even though we work right near the stadium, most of these guys had never set foot inside, let alone seen a live football game. They were really into it, though, and wanted to learn more about the team. After googling the Bombers a bit, one of them asked me what the 'Fort Hew' hashtag (#FORTHEW) was all about. It was good for a lol. I thought was a story worth sharing, and so Fort Hew was born in all it's glory. At least I like to take credit in my head every time I see it now Seriously that was one hell of a first football game ever. I'm actually a bit jealous.

^^That's a fairly solid list of contributors. Will we be suffering PTMD if someone like Andy Mulumba or Chris Matthews shakes loose and comes our way? Will we need to hold our noses to sign Mack picks/finds all these years later, no matter their potential impact to our team?

If stats are for losers, even the good stats... who are bad stats for?

It will be very thick, but a deceptively quick read

I'd like to know what the players think. Whatever they think is best for them, I'm for it.

I love our new Wu Tang emoji!!!

Basically 5 minutes too late because 1/3 of the upper deck rushes for the bathroom and vendor during the last drive of the half.

This sounds logical to me. Unfortunately I don't know where to verify those numbers. Can I find average starting field position following a kickoff on cfldb.ca? Or is this more of a 'feels true' statement than an 'is true' statement? I don't have a horse in this race, I just like to know the facts.

It's sad. Anesthetics and tranquilizers on any animal is an iffy endeavor. Doubly so for wild animals of indeterminate health and weight. Poor Hewey.

I take offense to this on behalf of everyone everywhere.

Someone a few rows behind me looks so much like a 70's creepshow monster that I think it might be a mask.

I just noticed that the league average for kickoff returns currently stands at 22.1 yards. Bombers lead the league with an average of 23.5 yards. Why would we be unhappy with 25 yard returns on the regular?

Lots of full games at Football Insider

Riders have the worst one by far. When they moved to the new stadium I thought perhaps the siren would go away. If anything it got louder. It sounds like a bunch of people hitting the panic alarms on their rigs and tractors and buggies and such.

His name was Hewey Paulson. His name was Hewey Paulson. HIS NAME WAS HEWEY PAULSON

Hmm... I don't remember seeing noise makers being given out. Maybe those inflatable clappers that make a goofy 'doink' noise? 25% off horns and bells at the kiosks... I don't really buy it. We're just plain louder, even with a bunch of unwashed Rider fans clogging the crowd and sitting on their filthy hands while we're making noise.

Fort Hew comes alive Moose on the loose! Denmark, too. Loudest in the league

Ya there's a progression: Moose, Goldeye, Cyclone, Jet.

Once that 360° photo come out we'll be able to prove it.

It was fun while it lasted.

I know it's a lot to hope for... but let's go with Weston Dressler

He's the brother of the guy that owns Gerg's Music on Portage. Great customer service, just make sure to hold on to your paperwork (what's up r/winnipeg)

It's like reading Kurt Vonnegut