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YOU STUPID MONKEYS!!

Lol! Poor kid....it happens......

You can't possibly be this stunned....did you miss an entire thread of electricity puns based on his name?

Good call!!

I was thinking the EXACT same thing today.....with Rod Pedersen being.....Paul Ryan, maybe?

Big League Teague was not re-signed at FA......shame. Liked the kid...

It's common knowledge in the CFL that Trestman extended AC's career by several seasons. All the talk this offseason has been about whether he can do the same for Frito that he did for Miscellaneous Calvillo...

This man speaks truths......I want to subscribe to your newsletter.....

well that might just come in handy....

Pretty sure the WWE had a guy by that name in 1991....

@Darren_Cameron #Bombers open rookie camp a week tomorrow (May 24) with an afternoon practice at Subway Soccer South (at U of M). Darren Cameron‏Verified account @Darren_Cameron 2m2 minutes ago Team will also hold rookie camp Thursday and Friday morning at Investors Group Field. All times will be announced later this week. #Bombers

As I said, all I'm saying is "I'd listen to a case for" that theory.....it would make sense......nerds like to think they understand sports, but unless you've been there, in the room, on the bench/sideline.....you don't really "get it". I would guess that most advance stats nerds are guys who suck at sports but want to be cool and say they're involved in sports, so here's there way to put nerd skills to use. Again, just saying I'd listen to the case for that......

YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN CARE!!! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Lol.....that guy....

I'd listen to a case that most advance stats nerds don't actually understand what they're watching......you can watch all the tape you want, but it doesn't help you understand it if you've never really played the game, or at the very least have been around competitive sports and spent time "in the room". I'm sure there's some overlap, but it's the exception rather than the rule...

....thanks to Jonathan Toews, Shea Weber, and Scott Niedermayer........

Except that's not funny, and if it's not funny, what's the point? And by funny, I mean it must reference Simpsons, Family Guy or SNL in some way......

Apparently EO wants to get back into coaching.....or, so says Friedge, anyhow...

is this the place you guys are talking about coaching? 'Cause Friedman's 30 Thoughts had a note today about how Ed Olczyk might be talking with the Jets about joining Maurice's staff....

So. Much. THIS.........just awful, awful people on all 4 of these teams......

If Apodaca actually becomes something, I'm just putting it out there that we're only accepting: Avocado, Alpaca or, for you SNL fans, AppleDap....

Btw, for you stat nerds...here's a thing from Derek Taylor...... Derek Taylor ?? ?‏Verified account @DTonSC 37 days to the @CFL. Love this graph: % of 2nd-down passes thrown at or past the 1st-down mark. @BCLions Jennings leads all. #Details

I love Seth McFarlane and pretty much anything he does, but my thoughts on space bullshit are well known. Even if it's somewhat making fun of Star Trek and it's nerd following, I just can't watch something with weird alien people on a space ship....

over analyzing stats is just a way for nerds to try and fulfill their dreams of fitting in with the cool people....

Debate point: Should Biagini stay in the rotation when fully healthy?