Chevy on the phone to Washington's GM Brian MacLellan: Hey there, have I got a deal for you!
Mac: Oh no, is this about that Russian guy again?
Chevy: Ah...well I...ah...
Mac: Look bub, no one wants him, at any price. Why you guys brought him back from the KHL is a mystery, but it's your mystery to solve, not ours!
Chevy: Well you know, you've got that Madison Bowey guy in the minors...
Mac: Yeah, and??
Chevy: He'd sure look good playing with Morrissey again like he did in Kelowna...and on the gold-medal world junior team...
Mac: Yeah, and??
Chevy: So I was thinking, Burmi, Stafford, and a third rounder for him?
Mac: Stafford and a third rounder. Keep Burmi.
Chevy: No deal!
Mac: I am hanging up now. CLICK!