I complain that I wouldn't want to skate around with that thing on my face? Come on man. No, I just say that I don't understand why you would do it, as it looks ridiculous and if you actually bothered to back-check and work up a sweat, it would be horribly uncomfortable. I can see why Thornton wouldn't have that problem, though. Also, we are playing the Sharks today (coincidentally I suddenly have a safety meeting that got mysteriously scheduled at 1:00 pm in the board room) so why wouldn't we want to chirp these stupid inbred morons? Oh, and I don't like Joe Thornton. At all. And that was pre-beard.