The phone call:
Trump: Hello, this is President Trump calling. I'm calling to tha...
MAGA Nutter: Pardon me.
T: I said, this is President Trump calling. I'm calling to thank-you...
M: No, pardon me.
T: (Speaking away from the phone) We must have a bad connection, can someone help me here.
M: Sir. I want you to know I did it for you.
T: Oh good, you can here me now. Have you seen my latest poll numbers?
M: Pardon me.
T: Jesus, why can't we get a proper connection. Chinese are listening in on this, I'm sure.
(Somewhere in China): Heehee.
M: I want you to pardon me.
T: Oh, pardon you. Sure thing.