I'll start ...

 

"The outhouse doors are this big!!!"

"I was in Winnipeg, and they fixed my teeth up with this new thing called a "Dentist"!"

my sister/wife likes it too ...

"I told you they'd let me wearing nothing but this jersey....I feel FREE AS A BIRD!"

....and the martians were green too!!!!

Roughrider fan in the jersey: Wooooohooooo!!! Man am I so drunk!! GO RIDERS!!! Woooooooooo!!!!

His friends in the picture looking at him: Why is he acting like that....he's drinking O'Douls?

I was beside road griller at the 'ol trough one time, let me tell ya!  

"Tommy Douglas, **** Assman, Corner Gas and now this...."

I was beside road griller at the 'ol trough one time, let me tell ya, he missed by this much!

Here's the gap between the Saskatchewan sports media and the actual truth.

The first time I opened a box of Cheerios I thought they were donut seeds ...

 

"Touchdown means that it's time for... Jazz Hands!!!"

I don't have a caption but... is that dude in the jersey an albino? get a darn tan man  

"Oh no, it's the Fashion Police! I surrender!"

Rider Pride? oh i thought that meant something else... 

"For every dumb thing I've said, there are literally thousands of dumb things I haven't said ..."

Let's celebrate lucky 13!

'Wait till ya see the jumbotron on this end, errr okay 'tron...it's going to be this big'.... Wasn't this guy from a comic strip??

My family tree is a straight line this long!

Here's the gap between the Saskatchewan sports media and the actual truth.

You're the only one who's been even remotely funny in this thread. "Caption This" threads are only funny when you're at least somewhat harsh. The lame "inbreeder" jokes are passe...c'mon, people, you're smarter than that, I hope...

I love the Shankman!

Look guys, my jersey's #12!