It's Friday and my work week is done and the singlemalt is flowing.

I can't see any way that this could go wrong.

Oh go screw off ya big Argo loser, I'm retired so I love Mondays. Deal with it while I sleep in everyday. 

Never has the term, old man yells at cloud been so relevant.

Edited February 3, 20242 yr by JCon

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If my dog had your face, I’d shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards. 

Did your parents have any children that lived?

I’d go again, but it feels like piling on. Hey, any idea when Booch and TBurg get here?

Speaking of piling on and old....I was sitting at the bar arranging peanuts into piles of 1, 3, 5 and 7.

The bartender asked me if I was trying to set up some odd joke. I told him “No, but I would have done that in my prime.”

Edited February 3, 20242 yr by bb1

Bullitt had the most overrated car chase ever filmed.

Your frost is melting.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries....now go away or I will taunt you a second time!

Why does your name sound like...you own murderers?