This is a drill.  I repeat, this is only a drill.

 

In the event of a real 3 game losing streak, please use the handrails when climbing off the bandwagon.  Please do not jump.  Management is not responsible for damage to ankles caused by jumping off of the bandwagon.

 

Remember the following useful phrases; apply them as needed:

- worst Oline in the league

- lack of depth

- lack of NI depth

- figured out the Etch-a-sketch defense

- should have traded for Glenn

- Bloi-Dei Dorzon 2.0

- coming back down to earth

- overacheived

- Bellefeuille has never been any good

- only winning against eastern teams

- never should have released (insert name here)

- never should have traded (insert name here)

 

In the event these phrases are not proving helpful it may be necessary to resort to stronger words:

- Mack 2.0

- hired the wrong head coach

- bunch of career special teams foot soldiers running the show

- gave up on Mike Kelly too soon

- it's all Buchko's fault

Please keep in mind these words are very strong and are for emergency use only, and not intended for the faint of heart.

 

Management would like to thank you for freaking out in as safe and responsible a manner as possible.  Your cooperation will be greatly appreciated.

I will admit that's tough to watch when you got one O-line that can open up holes for Messam and Ford, and another get Grigsby a meager 15 yards on the ground.  That was one difference that benefited the Ridirts today.  But .... gotta move on and get ready for Tuesday.

 

I also might add, two game losing streak maybe, playing on short rest and bumped all the way up to the Tuesday game in Toronto is going to be brutal.  But the good news is we get a bit of a rest after and get none other than the dysfunctional Als after them, so I think we'll be safe from the 3 game losing streak atm.

What, no love for "old boys club on Maroons road"?

 

Sorry.  That was such an obvious oversight.  I'm a bit embarrassed.

 

I'll add the common variation - "more meddling from the board of directors"

I think we could lure Jeff Reinbold out of Hamilton if we offer him both the ______ _______ and __ __ positions!!

Nate was right....

Cut Willy!

Trade (insert backup player here) for (insert young canadian here)