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kelownabomberfan

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  1. They are secret Alouette fans?
  2. that game last night was closer than I expected!
  3. I would hope that there is some sort of policy to end players' careers before they have too much long-term damage, and also to provide them with help and support in the future when these injuries inevitably end up causing issues in the future. I would hate to one day see Zach Collaros living in front of a 7-11 in Kenora with Joe Murphy.
  4. Bomber football is back!!!! All I have to say is.... and finally... That is all.
  5. What's the difference between a Mennonite and a Lutheran? A Lutheran will say hello at a liquor store. How do you recognize the Mennonite? He's the one dressed like a Lutheran!
  6. Why don't Mennonite women wear sleeveless dresses? They aren't allowed to bare arms.
  7. The sausage in Blumenort is superb. Always truck back many lbs in my luggage when I come out to Manitoba.
  8. many a morning waking up after a Bomber game I have to re-watch the second half on the PVR to see who won...
  9. Farmer sausage and Crown Royal. Now that's a Manitoba feast fit for a king.
  10. and to add to the confusion she's got the same name as Murphy Brown!
  11. Candice Bergen. She's from Morden don't you know.
  12. I have been to that site many times. Didn't know that it was your brother. Let him know that I know of a lot of Mennonites that love going there! I really liked the story about Justin Trudeau spending his holidays at the Grunthal gravel pit. That was hilarious.
  13. Thorburn gets a ring!!
  14. I got some: What is a Mennonite ethical dilemma? Free dance lessons. So Abe Penner gets shipwrecked on a desert island all by himself. He's stuck there and doesn't know what to do, but he figures it's a good idea to build a church...for although he's the only person on the island he figures that, come Sunday, he doesn't want to be the only person on the island NOT in church! Years later, a ship passes by the island. One of the guys from the rescue team sees a large, ornate building on edge of the beach and asks him "Wow! Somebody had some spare time on their hands to practice their carpentry skills! That's quite the house you built yourself?" Abe, stunned, says "No! I would never live in such an ornate building! This is no house of a mere man sir! This is the house of the Lord!" The rescuer, bewildered, then points to another, smaller building several hundred feet behind the church and asks him "Well, if this is a church, is THAT your house?" Abe turns, spits and replies loudly, "No sir! That's the church I used to attend! Why do mennonite boys grow beards? They want to look just like their moms!
  15. Randy Ambrosie, the Manchurian Manitoba Candidate....
  16. but they both had really high Wonderlic scores, which is weird.
  17. man do I miss Jon Stewart.
  18. he had played for every team in the league, nothing more to do. Thanks KG for the memories, 2007 was a wonderful year.
  19. and we've got the Canadian mafia....so...ah...hmmm.
  20. Yeah it would be hilarious if their entire game plan had been based off of taking advantage of low snaps. Curses!!! Foiled again!!!
  21. kind of like how Willis and Hunt tore apart Simeon Rottier back in 2010.
  22. head for the travel clinic!
  23. is the game not on Saturday? Or is this just about making the flight on Friday?
  24. thanks for that T-Burg. It did help to read it while looking at this guy...
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