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I apologise if it has already been posted but reading 5 pages about Trump would lower my IQ to drool level. Help build the wall http://brickingitforcanada.com/

Saskatchewan Retiree's Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Naples, Florida . They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timers Bar - all drinks 10 cents.' They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, Gentlemen?' There seemed to be a fully-stocked bar, so each of the men ask for a martini. In short order, the bartender serves up four iced martinis... Shaken, not stirred, and says, 'That'll be 10 cents each, please' The four men stare at the bartender for a moment. Then look at each other... They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round. Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the bartender again saying, 'That's 40 cents, please.' They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they can stand. They have each had two martinis and so far they've spent less than a dollar. Finally one of the men says, 'How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime a piece?' 'I'm a retired tailor from Boston ,' the bartender said, and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery for $25 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime - wine, liquor, beer, it's all the same.' Wow!!!! That's quite a story,' says one of the men. The four of them sipped at their martinis and couldn't help but notice seven other people at the end of the bar who didn't have drinks in front of them, and hadn't ordered anything the whole time they were there. One man gestures at the seven at the end of the bar without drinks and asks the bartender, 'What's with them?' The bartender says, 'Oh, they're all old retired farts from Saskatchewan . They're waiting for happy hour when drinks are half price.'

Hope he has some great games against the Greenwhites.

Canada always ready to help! Press release. The Prime Minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau, met with the President of the United States and strongly supported the war on terrorism. Prime Minister Trudeau issued the following statement: CANADIANS WILL HELP AMERICA WITH THE WAR ON TERRORISM. WE HAVE PLEDGED 2 WARSHIPS, 600 GROUND TROOPS, AND 6 FIGHTER JETS. AFTER THE AMERICAN EXCHANGE RATE, THEY WILL END UP WITH 2 CANOES, 6 MOUNTIES, AND 3 NORTHERN FLYING SQUIRRELS.

An old guy arrives at the Pearly Gates and immediately he sees two signs. The first sign reads, MEN WHO WERE CONTROLLED BY THEIR WIVES. The old man looks and sees that this line is, like, ten miles long. So the old man looks at the second sign. It read, MEN WHO WERE NOT CONTROLLED BY THEIR WIVES. Lo and behold, there's only one guy in this line. Slowly, the old man walks over to him. 'Tell me,' he says, 'why are you standing over here? The guy looks at him and says, 'I don't know, my wife told me to'.

Kenny Ploen was the best. Period. He also played on defence and was an all round great player.

No one here can remember, but welcome anyways. And don't mention the war. Which one?

Welcome! You're a guest…and a Rider fan, it must be against some rules for you to welcome an Eskimo fan. It's OK. I went and took a shower.

Long time CFL fan and Eskimo fan. Glad to find a live Bomber forum. When did Lewis, Ploen and Sheppard stop playing?