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Super Duper Negatron

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  1. My 8 years old on his iPad next to the TV: "why are they saying Taylor Cornelius so much?"
  2. He tried to miss, but physics had other ideas.
  3. Maybe we should...and just hear me out...break Mourtada's legs? He might be out for a couple weeks, but come playoff time he will be unstoppable.
  4. Now I've heard it is a kicker's job, To score three points, and appease the mob, But you don't really care for field goals, do you? Of kicking points we are bereft, First wide right, then again wide left The baffled coach cries "Where is Hajrullahu?" Hajrullahu, Hajrullahu Hajrullahu, Hajrullahu
  5. I actually laughed at this on cfl.ca: The scene: A backwoods cabin, far from civilization. A fully-bearded Justin Medlock looks up and stops chopping wood as he spies a dark sedan with a rental car sticker on it creeping up the winding drive. The driver steps out. Medlock shakes his head and smiles a little smile. “Kyle Walters” he says, incredulously. “I told you. I’m out.” With that, Medlock swings the axe and brings it down hard on a log, splitting it right down the middle. “Just one more job, Justin,” says Walters. “Just one more.”
  6. I won't be all that surprised to lose this week, to be honest. Beating a team (even a bad one) three times is hard. Combine that with an embarrassed Elk team and all you need is one or two weird plays (a missed FG return here, a blocked punt there) to turn a game around.
  7. One more game in the race to see who is this year's MID. Most Insufferable Dickenson.
  8. Well in our case he grabbed the face mask and spun his head around, which is clearly allowed.
  9. Did Suitor really just say a hand to the face is automatic RTP? **** off Suitor.
  10. Shoot, I was going to say something and totally forgot. ... Oh yeah! Riders suck!
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