dunno if I'll be able to keep this up all season, but here goes for Week 1:
 
	 
 
	guarding Blue endzone 
	like Cerberus and Charon: 
	the twin Jeffs of Death
 
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	Fugitive reboot: 
	stubble jumpers nearly beat 
	by one-armed QB
 
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	jerseys stained bright red 
	cue Macbeth soliloquy: 
	"out, you damn stripes! out!"
 
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	FNF remake: 
	just like the rider game but 
	the one-armed guy wins!