(copy of E-mail to Bomber office)
Attn: Mr. Wade Miller - Confirmation on BC game agenda
Dear Mr. Miller
Do or Die checking in (my user handle on Morning Big Blue)
I just wanted to check and review the following arrangements to celebrate my 500th home game, this evening:
5 PM – Pickup by a Blue stretch limousine, transport to IGF
6 PM – Appearance on CJOB pre-game show.
6:15 PM – Visit to Bomber locker room to deliver inspirational speech
6:30 PM – Complimentary yard long Shawarma, from Obby Khan.
7:00 PM – Free ride around the stadium, in Captain Blue’s airplane.
7:30 PM – Performing ceremonial kickoff, after coin toss.
8:00 PM – Short roaming gig, as CJOB cynical sideline reporter
Halftime – Invitation to the 55 yard line – to receive gifts, including life long supply of gin
Halftime – Interview with TSN panel
10:00 PM – Rigged 50/50/draw
I realize you are quite busy – but I am sure that you agree - it is important that these arrangements go off, with a hitch.
Btw – when years ago, I called you “Friar Tuck” on Our Bombers, I was actually referring to your generosity and genial good nature.
