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A little playoff humor....Two Canadians in hell....

Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.

They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."

Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.

He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.

"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"

Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.

He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.

He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"

They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"

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Dec 19

CBJ 4-5 TPA [OT] , TBL wins series 4-1

CAR 1-4 BOS , BOS wins series 4-1 , Tuukka who?

ARI 1-7 COL, COL wins series 4-1

MTL 5-3 PHL, PHL leads series 3-2. One more PHL win and it's Bettman's Law once again.

VAN 4-3 STL, VAN leads series 3-2 WTF?!?!

 

Dec 20

NYI 4-0 WSH, NYI wins series 4-0

DAL 7-3 CAL, DAL wins series 4-2. CAL had 3-0 lead at one point. Are we happy now Jets fans?

 

Edited by FrostyWinnipeg
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10 hours ago, FrostyWinnipeg said:

Dec 19

CBJ 4-5 TPA [OT] , TBL wins series 4-1

CAR 1-4 BOS , BOS wins series 4-1 , Tuukka who?

ARI 1-7 COL, COL wins series 4-1

MTL 5-3 PHL, PHL leads series 3-2. One more PHL win and it's Bettman's Law once again.

VAN 4-3 STL, VAN leads series 3-2 WTF?!?!

 

Dec 20

NYI 4-0 WSH, NYI wins series 4-0

DAL 7-3 CAL, DAL wins series 4-2. CAL had 3-0 lead at one point. Are we happy now Jets fans?

 

Is it December already? Islanders won their series 4-1

Edited by MrFreakzilla
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Did my heart good to see the Flames knocked out & Tkachuk suffering in the press box while going crazy. Seven straight goals against them. The only way they could beat the Jets was by taking out our best players which is what they did.  They deserve all the bad karma they can get. 

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2 minutes ago, Noeller said:

Nothing more enjoyable than the fLames getting tossed in the fashion they did last night. Absolutely crumpled and it was wonderful to see. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

The possibility of them celebrating a cup win in the Oilers locker room made me ill.  Thankfully I no longer have to worry about that!

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