One Russian to another: What’s the news?
—We’re at war with NATO!
How’s it going?
—We’ve lost 15,000 soldiers, 100 aircraft, and 600 tanks.
How about NATO?
—Oh, they haven’t started fighting yet. https://t.co/BeCLBdav3V

— Garry Kasparov (@Kasparov63) April 1, 2022